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  1. Club Twitter spat with Orient ;

  2. PitseaBlue

    Mohsni spat his dummy again???

    Just reading some tweets & get the impression he lost it again, anyone know anymore?
  3. Sky Sports - Barney Ronay column in the Guardian

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2011/apr/16/sky-richard-keys-andy-gray Superb stuff by Barney Ronay, I spat out my tea at: " Alan Hansen, in particular, worries me. He has been lashed to the upholstery for 15 years now. He is a miracle in many ways, still talking on cue and without...
  4. Slipperduke

    A Big Cheer For Little Clubs

    Bit of a new one this, it's for the Irish Examiner's football supplement, currently rolling off the presses as I type. Bit more wordy than the usual fare and with more Anglo-centric references. Anyway, give it a go and let me know what you think, it helps to have feedback with new stuff... If...
  5. DTS

    Potentially Clarkeys last game !!

    Sad news in my book. Clarkey's future looks really uncertain and with his recent spat with Uncle Ron I am less and less convinced that he is going to be here next season. Whilst I dont think he is the most amazing defender ever I am sure all will agree he has been up there with the most...
  6. Slipperduke

    Furious Phil Unleashes Hell

    Arsenal 2-1 Hull City (Van Persie, 74) (Barmby, 12) (Gallas, 84) Phil Brown's phone will be red hot by now. In one exhilarating ten minute press conference, the furious Hull City manager unleashed a string of attacks aimed at everyone he deemed responsible for his team's exit. He accused Cesc...
  7. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Four

    Chapter Four - We Fade To Grays "Old Blue Lady," grinned Shackleford as she approached the table, holding Ricey carefully by the earlobe. "You came." Old Blue Lady lowered her squirming guest gently onto a barstool and stepped away, leaving him clutching his ear in annoyance and glaring up at...
  8. Slipperduke

    Back In Business

    The roar, when the whistle finally came, was loud enough to shake the stadium to its foundations. A late Rafael strike and six minutes of injury time almost proved too much for the Arsenal fans who were in anguish at the prospect of another late capitulation, clutching their heads in their...
  9. Aussie Offical In Hygenie Row

    'A new sporting spat between Britain and Australia erupted on Tuesday after a senior Australian Olympic official accused British athletes of lacking personal hygiene. Following Rebecca Adlington's 400m freestyle gold, John Coates, the head of the Australian Olympic Committee was asked for his...
  10. Slipperduke

    Capello

    Here in the UK, the TV companies who fought bitterly for the rights to screen the European Championships are now desperately trying to find a way of making them appeal to a sulking nation. One station leads its advertising campaign with footage of people in the street being asked who they'll...
  11. Slipperduke

    Michael Ballack and Andreiy Shevchenko

    After a distinctly underwhelming first season in English football, Michael Ballack and Andreiy Shevchenko were derided as hugely expensive flops, but yesterday, they gave Chelsea a real chance of winning their third title in four years. If they do, it will be the most extraordinary and...
  12. Slipperduke

    Chelsea v Wigan

    Steve Bruce grinned like a naughty schoolboy as he sat down in front of the assembled press and he clasped a hand to his chest. "My phone's buzzing away, gentlemen. I wouldn't mind, but he's only texted me four times in the last four months. Twice on the day of the Arsenal game, twice today!"...
  13. whatever happened to part 3

    the lack of response to the whereabouts to the levy brothers, makes me wonder how many of the others still follow the shrimpers. this time we looking at scruffy previously mentioned and mr kidney transplant first off scruffy, he worked at peachys in basildon, and used to do unspeakable things...
  14. shrimp and two veg

    Alison Moyet

    Taken from her website: (responding to a Sheff Wed fan) "Now this may hurt... I will allways be a Southender.I am a blue soldier. I have also come to the conclusion that i can never have loved football in a way a man does,or perhaps a modern girl who has grown up playing the game. Going to...
  15. Lady Sovereign - anyone heard the album?

    Anyone given Lady Sovereign's album a listen - despite being determined not to like it - I keep playing it - WTF! Gotta love her spat with Jentina too - Jentina this is not a dream... THIS IS A F*****G NIGHTMARE YOU BITCH! What the f**k? You was born in a caravan, That don't make you ghetto...
  16. coogeeblue

    Chants of the week!

    CHANTS OF THE WEEK "Love, Lovell tear you apart, again." Aberdeen fans after Steve Lovell scored against Hearts. (Fraser C, Scotia). "You're not Scottish anymore!" Aberdeen fans chant to Hearts who were lacking in Scottish players during Aberdeen's 1-0 win. (Stuart Gray, Aberdeen). "We...
  17. Southend_Lady

    Just back.....

    Havent been back that long from the pub. Arrived a bit late to the meeting and arrived to smiles of people glad to see more shirmpers turning up. Got to have been 150ish people there with scarves and hats! Was really funny when the players got told off for talking. There were a couple of...
  18. chadded

    S*it Story....

    If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...
  19. DTS

    Southend's Biggest Judas

    Many of the more educated people on this board will tell you there is no such thing as a "Judas" in football. After all its a short career and they have got to make as much as they can in a short space of time. I however am far more childish than that and I expect all the players to love the...
  20. Xàbia Shrimper

    Andrew Murray Update

    Scottish tennis star Andy Murray has denied being anti-English after receiving abuse over comments he made about the World Cup. Murray has been caught up in the latest cross-border spat after saying he would be supporting "anyone but England". Dozens of posts on Murray's Wimbledon...
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