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  1. Interpol Shrimper

    4 week hangover

    From AFP (it wasn't me before anybody says!!!) It may be the longest hangover in the history of binge beer drinking. When a 37-year old man walked into a hospital emergency room in Glasgow, Scotland last October complaining of "wavy" vision and a non-stop headache that had lasted four weeks...
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. DTS

    Would you support a readers wives section on Szone?

    Last night after I would say 6-7 pints at the SZBC, Josh C came up with the brilliant idea of a readers wives style section on the zone. This would of course be a 16+ area so as not to enrage the many younger readers parents. The basic principle is that we would have a adults only section where...
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    • beef dads doll dru principle rolling specialist suppor support wives
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Shrimpersunited

    50/50 Maher

    Is this what we are likely to see from out captain this season. One game in, one game out to rest his long term foot injury. So far it seems to be that way as he plays the first game (Leyton Orient), misses second (cheltenham) and third (Leeds). then comes back to play our fouth game (Millwall)...

  4. How fit are SUFC -

    "Curbishley was heartened by the superior fitness, pace and slick passing presented to Southend" you can't do anything about clubs having better players but are our boys as fit as the opposition ? last year I thought a number of clubs had leaner and faster looking squads and was surprised to...
  5. Matt the Shrimp

    Car Resprayers

    Folks, Given that nobody loves their cars quite as much as the men of Southend-on-sea, I was wondering if any of you know of any good car resprayers locally... the sort of people who can do that whole "Pimp My Ride" thingy, e.g. Before you all ask / guffaw with laughter / shake your...
  6. sufcintheprem

    Noooo! Pt 2

    My keeper got injured on Sunday and my reserve got injured today. That leaves me with approximately no keeper coverage. My next best is my only qulaity outfield player so it's unlikely he'll hop in. What do we reckon I should do? I reckon there's three options. a) Sod him and the...

  7. CS J / TMWLT

    Looks like you are coming to Leicester via the East End on Saturday... I'll make sure I bring my specialist CD's for your entertainment...
    • On the Boardwalk
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    • specialist
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. fredheim_holm

    quickfire help please

    erm just been assigned my team, going out in a min but wanna get started, i have the 5 challenges and how much they cost, what should i do now? cheers. 1 Name your arena 3 333 £ 2 Promote a youth player 3 333 £ 3 Check economy 6 667 £ 4 Check out your players 6 667 £ 5 Hire a...
  9. Napster

    which former player

    announces on his website: "I am a specialist in training ladies pre and post pregnancy and also training clients with specialised problems such as diabetes or high cholesterol"
  10. Smudger

    Taxi driver becomes BBC expert

    "He is the BBC's latest star - the cab driver who a leading presenter believed was a world expert on the internet music business. The man stepped unwittingly into the national spotlight when he was interviewed by mistake on the corporation's News 24 channel. With the seconds...
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    • bbc beatles mis music presenter specialist stepped
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. fbm

    Southend - the bookies favourites

    I get the Sports Statistician, basically a statistics magazine that carries all the stats for all the football teams including specialist stuff like which referees give most red cards etc etc etc. It basically is meant to assist with statistical betting. Because of our recent form bookies...
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    • columns especially foo football hall misleading roots roots hall southend specialist sports
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  12. The Times

    Good write-up in today's Thunderer: Gray's day for Southend By Alex Griffiths Rotherham United 2 Southend United 4 MICK HARFORD FINALLY unlocked the dressing-room door and strode out to pronounce that not one of his Rotherham United team had played well. Had they stayed any longer the...
    • W4 Shrimper
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    • barrett benefited bentley dribble engine gain ive league league one ley similar southend united specialist substitute tinge trance
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. * ORM *

    Div VI Striker for sale

    Listed for 20K - above contract compare value but someone will buy him ! He scores goals in league and friendlies. Great Div VI Striker by -ORM- 20/09/2005 at 10.26 In addition to his league/cup goals tally check out his goals in friendlies. PROVEN set piece specialist. Selling as I now...

  14. Essex v Leics

    Essex: G. Flower, Cook, Bopara, A. Flower, Irani, Foster, Middlebrook, Adams, Gough, Palladino, Kaneria. Everyone's favourite Kolpaker, opening the batting, out for a 28 ball 4. Essex 26-1 Is Jefferson's form really that bad at the moment? I'd again question whether we need so...
  15. * ORM *

    SZ Cup - Excuses !

    I shall be letting GNH reserves $%&* all over me. My five reserve defenders and reserve keeper really are pants. I can't risk injuring two of my three midfielders and my set-piece specialist is reserved for league games only. I'm expecting around 21.5 22.5 stars tonight against...
  16. fbm

    Why we are so downhearted

    Because - correct me if I'm wrong - it feels as though we have been relegated. In fact, with a few minutes to go on Saturday, a chap on my right was trying to encourage the team to show some urgency and get the winner, but by that time they were slowing the game down. He then, despairingly...
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    • army dramas encourage entered especially hasn lose satisfying slowing southend specialist suppor support urgency
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. The Simple Solution To Our Lack Of Width

    Ok well, i for one, want gower and maher out, so lets say we take these two out of the equation. You move pettefer into the middle, as when he plays a central role he looks good, and has good link ups with mark bentley, both of which can make bursting runs through the middle when gaps appear...
    • Mike Goodchild
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    • assets bentley ley pace specialist
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    The home match against Boston last season was the match when I made my “debut” as an official SZ reporter.  We lost that game 2-0 and the atmosphere afterwards resembled that of a funeral. Stark contrast tonight – the game had everything and for once the Blues did NOT let a large crowd – 5688 –...
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    • afterwards atmosphere battling blocks blues breach brough criminal dominance ead exactly foo football ful hall headed hoofing knob lose outfield outpaced pace partly prepared pulled ratings roots roots hall shire singing southend specialist stepped subbed thrown tilly tinge touched won’t
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. ShrimperZone International Golf Challenge 2005

    SHRIMPERZONE GOLF CHALLENGE 2005 The Costa Blanca is renowned for some of the best golf courses in Spain and the countryside around Jávea is no exception. Therefore we have teamed up with TeeOff2Spain, a golfing holiday specialist in the area (coincidentally co-managed by a Southend United fan)...
    • Javea Shrimper
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    • cos costa cup deed europeans includes inland maria shrimpers southend southend united specialist vale
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. southend4ever

    PC Problem

    Moderators, could you please leave this in here for a while because this is where i will get the most responses if any, thank you. My PC has a nasty virus, Trojan horse downloader.small.9.ad I have adware and spyware as well as avg for windows virus'. none of them completely get rid of...
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