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spiders

  1. RobM

    Zone visitors include...

    "Baidu Spiders (144), Google Spiders (17), BingBot Spiders (14), Yahoo! Slurp Spiders (1)" Is this a new language? Can someone translate, please? :unsure:
  2. C C Csiders

    Spiders with stiffy venom

    I love this story which, for me, in the last two paragraphs is the ultimate "I'll give you the good news first, then the bad news" story. http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/venomous-Brazilian-spiders-headed-Essex-Woman/story-22898021-detail/story.html Undertakers will certainly have issues...
  3. Eeeek!

    If you scream like a little girl at spiders, don't travel to Wagga Wagga in Australia. Flood waters have meant millions of spiders have taken over this town and covered it in web. Eeek!
  4. Cricko

    Zone Update The Secret of our Success

    Well it's fairly simple really, it is YOU! It is however worth explaining to all where we are now. In the past 2 years we have nearly trebled the amount of members that use the Zone and this has now caused us to face up to the fact our server space is to small.....Recent issues with crashes...
  5. Question Spiders? Scary or not?

    I'm ****ing terrified of spiders. Ok? Simple. I can't stand them. ****ing nasty little *****. Anyway i once made the mistake of telling all my pals at work my little phobia. Now if i was working in an office, it wouldn't be so bad. Not many spiders there.... But working in a Car bodyshop is...
  6. South Bank Hank

    Gay Looking Spiders

  7. canveyshrimper

    Don't read if you are of a nervous dispostion

    A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection Service in Adelaide. A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week. An avid cactus fan, the man bought one-metre high, rare and expensive cactus there. On arrival back home...
  8. Slipperduke

    Boring, boring Chelsea

    Thanks to Chelsea, I’m in a lot of trouble right now. You see, when I cover an away game from the television, I usually take the opportunity to invite a few people over, let them raid my beer fridge and then sit nearest the television with a notepad while they chatter around me. It was only...
  9. Xàbia Shrimper

    The Ant & The Grasshopper

    1. CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper...
  10. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
  11. Interpol Shrimper

    The Ant & The Grasshopper...

    CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no...
  12. Leeboy

    Channel 4 100 Greatest Albums

    RADIOHEAD - OK Computer U2 - The Joshua Tree NIRVANA - Nevermind MICHAEL JACKSON - Thriller PINK FLOYD - Dark Side of the Moon OASIS - Definitely Maybe THE BEATLES - Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band MADONNA - Like a Prayer GUNS N' ROSES - Appetite For Destruction THE BEATLES...
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