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  1. Andy_Shrimp

    Good deeds, why bother?

    Last night I heard an argument going on outside my flat. Now this is fairly normal as there is a late mini market benath my flat and is often freqented by drunk, eastern europeans. Anyway this one was between a bloke and a girl. He was shouting at her about talking to some other bloke in the...
  2. JoshC

    f***ing Jehovah's witnesses

    Really annoyed at the moment I've not long got up after a late night and am alone at home. I was just having a wash when someone knocked on the door, as I walked down the stairs I saw two big blokes with suitcases, they turned out to be Jehovah's witnesses and they were on a recrutment visit...
  3. ashingdon-shrimper

    Patrick In For Bradbury

    he clearly showed getting down them stairs he has better foot work skills. tilson should sign him up
  4. Complaints to City Council

    Complaints to City Council. 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to...
  5. Davros

    C2C Last night....

    twas an interesting night last night... Left work at 6... got home at midnight! After my short tube jourmey, i arrived at Fenchurch street at about 6.25 to be greeted by no trains... however, then a train came in, and was told it was the delayed 6pm and would be leaving soon... happy days, i...
  6. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    A bright new day dawns in Suffolk

    There is not a breath in the air, all is still as the sun starts its journey up into an expectant crystal clear blue sky only streaked with early plane trails off to foriegn lands (and Cole Ewe). An early morning frost is quickly burnt away - the chill dawn will soon warm up, and the first...
  7. Southendsleeper

    The New Stadium - A non match report

    Just fantastic... Got to Roots Hall at one, so many people milling around, flags, placards, more than I thought would go because of the weather. Following the Trust coach down vic ave to the civic centre Outside the civic centre it was freezing. Feedback from the Civic centre speakers. Not...
  8. J

    CS J's Round up of events at Layer Road..

    Good day Ladels and Gentlespoons, i have returned from a swift pint in the spread eagle, to chew over the day.. and the goings on and happenings of the day... the story begins, at 11:28 as smiffy gives me a text, "Im outside".. i run down the stairs, and answer the door.. I said...
  9. Groyne Strain

    Man ure Coach

    You could tell it wasn't gonna be their night.  They couldn't get their coach by the main entrance so had to settle for the stairs by the Shrimpers Bar. My guess is that the steward said "Sorry mate, you can't come in this car park without a ticket."   We were wondering that if the team...
  10. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
  11. Mad Cyril

    When insects attack!

    Has anyone had a run in with a giant grasshopper recently? The reason I ask is that I woke up last night with something moving in my hair. I jumped up and turned on the light only to see a massive bright green insect jump across the room. I went downstairs to get a glass to catch it but as I...
  12. BERMUDA AWAY

    Cue friday afternoon, as I quaff my glass of champagne,I glance at the clock in the lounge and notice its 14.15pm Crikey I bet get myself down the gate for the flight,so I amble myself down to the gate, and introduce myself to Michael and Steven, and then to all of our horror, we notice the...
  13. Can I jsut say...?

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a day! Amazing. I haven't read anythnig on here yet so I don't know what other people have said but I just had the most amazing day ever today. The atmosphere in the ground was great and props to Swansea for that. Their ground is brilliant, their fans are...
  14. Our Support

    Not necessarily the overall support in general, just the attitude of some people i had to face last night. I thought the West Stand was were the ignorant, annoyingly irritating little sh!ts sat, but i was wrong. Sitting in my usual seat, when the final whistle went i got up and went to...
  15. Xàbia Shrimper

    Amusing Stewarding at MK Dons

    I must make some comment on the hysterically stewarding experienced at Roots Hall last Saturday during the Spanish Shrimpers annual visit to the UK. The main view is from our position in the East Stand (first half East Greens [before some old fart made a comment about day-tripping, I kid ye not]...
  16. shrimperman

    you are having a laugh

    could not believe my eyes when i woke this morning. as per usual i go down stairs get some breakfast and read the paper. in todays mail this morning they have an article on cult heroes for premeirship clubs. looked down the page to see the top three nominations for wigan. guess whos in there -...
  17. southend4ever

    monday morning joke

    An old one but a good one ...... The bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing...
  18. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    As in keeping with all the TV live games, I won't bother with the report as such but just a general overview with my player ratings.   This is being written without the benefit of seeing any posts on the game, or watching any of it again on the box.  Purely my view as I saw it. Thanks to the...
  19. Bars in Roots Hall

    where are all the bars in roots hall, what are they called... which are the best/worst .. i know the main bar behind the east greens .. where is the shrimpers bar, below this? ... and the inside/outside bar downstairs behind the east yellows (what is this called?) are their bars behind the...
  20. sufcintheprem

    Apologies to any stewards on here...

    8-36 am My alarm clock goes off, it’s a match day today and the culmination of a heavy weeks safety training, I've spent the whole week at the Stadium learning to walk up and down stairs, I'm yet to have as many gold stars as my friend Dave but I do think I chose the right career path instead of...
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