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  1. Shrimper

    Southend fans at Tottenham

    I was on another website's forums talking about secterianism in Scottish football and about how the Irish chants have offended so many people. I used a bit of quoting to back up my statement but when i went to look for it i found this on a website that stated some examples of secterianism: I...
  2. BaileytheQuitter

    Tilson: We have the sharpest strike force

    Just watched the Tilly interview from yesterday and thought it was interesting how he stated he thinks we have the strongest strike partnership in the league. Out of interest how do you think we compare/ rank compared to other teams striker forces (taken from their starting line up's...
    • BaileytheQuitter
    • Thread
    • barnard becchio ched compared gest hereford league mackail moore parker rover stated tilly tomlin visa
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. yogi bear up the cagire

    4-4-2/Diamond... and the one that got away?

    As I've already stated on here, I'm a complete dullard on the technical sde of the game. As I understood it, we lined up 4-4-2 yesterday.......yet on Longpiers report he states that our diamond formation was instrumental in snuffing out the threat from Peterborough, by denying them...
  4. Uncle Leo

    Zone Update Paul Furlong sponsorship

    All, this year's SZ player sponsorship has gone really well and thanks to your contributions, we have managed to fully cover the cost of the sponsorship. Next step is the raffle to decide who gets the various parts of the sponsorship package, namely: Signed Paul Furlong shirt Two match...
    • Uncle Leo
    • Thread
    • contributions cos hall hanks icke package parts roots spread stated tan weir
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. scrounger

    Smooth Operator: 27 ways to make girls smile.... NOT SUITABLE FOR EVERYONE

    Number 22 makes me laugh... 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" - this will keep her on her toes. And girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness, (or if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she...
    • scrounger
    • Thread
    • ant briefly cries ditching faul following foo introduce music shoes sneak stated sticking suitable
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Back to training 2nd July

    I think the team are back in training tomorrow, just watched the Mildenhall interview and 2nd July is stated, wonder if any triallists are spotted?
  7. South Bank Hank

    30+ skills every man should master

    Feature on MSN this morning suggested 30 skills every man should have in their pocket, including things like being able to make a mix tape, keep a ball off the ground, carve meat, protect a computer, tip waiters, play golf, feign confidence, know Shakespeare, blah, blah... Quite frankly, I...
  8. duncan bulgaria

    Randy panda's

    My missus has just walked into the room and upon seeing a Panda on the T.V has stated that ' Did you know that panda's cum/orgasim for between 10-30 minutes ' , now as i haven't had the pleasure of tossing a panda off i couldn't possibly comment . ( p.s i don't think my missus has either just...
  9. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Official FM2008 Challenge

    Hello there, I'm Ernst von Slipperduke and welcome to my lair. I come with a challenge for anyone who thinks they might be a bit good at Football Manager 2008, that infamous thief of time. It's always struck me that Football Manager challenges can be a little flawed. It's all very well saying...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • brettie angell cup eastwood finishing flawed foo fur fusion gentlemen league money popularity rica signal sports stated test youth
    • Replies: 165
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Question for Ron Martin

    Re-instated below as the former thread appears to have lapsed:- Fomer thread titled: "Yes [6.3.2008] & The Future". Ron Martin did confirm preparedness to supply answers, which are awaited. I make no apology for re-posting these questions, first raised in thread "Ron Martin -...
    • Irate Ian
    • Thread
    • ant assume avoidance beloved capital cos deed eviction following foo gran hall historic illuminating imo indication ive legacy officer permit prepared proceeds profits proposed published relevent rent responses roots sole stated supply suppor tilly
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Finances and the Future of SUFC
  11. TBV_Dan

    Are premiership players overpaid?

    I was just having an interesting conversation with my brother (who supports man utd) about the wages of football players. We were talking about the game today, and he told me a really interesting fact... Man utd are paying out approximately 47 million in wages per week. Chelsea are paying out...
  12. ldnfatso

    Doctors Secretaries mistypes

    Some of these are absolutely classic - restores your faith in the NHS! These are sentences typed (wrongly) by medical secretaries!!!! 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably...
    • ldnfatso
    • Thread
    • airplane appearing consultation doctors gain hall lab lover mentally mis nhs pain physical ran significant ski stated stool stopped teenage test therapy
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. number11

    Who is the best movie character?

    Seems like I was not the only one watching Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade yesterday (so who was watching Brokeback Mountain then.....). During the film I stated to the missus that Indy is probably the coolest movie role and if I could actually be any film character it would be him. Other...
    • number11
    • Thread
    • batman gadgets similar solo stated wimps
    • Replies: 42
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. GregStarz

    My Quick Opinion / Travel

    Well, we was totally outclassed by a better team and it seemed to me like Coppinger is the new Joe Cole. The stadium was pretty impressive although the stewards are stupidly strict and pretty silly but overall wasn't too bad. The support was absolutley awesome, to think of chanting, bouncing...
    • GregStarz
    • Thread
    • applause belts cas fitter hall ley parts roots stated suppor support unreal wasn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  15. Curbishley knows his place

    Apparently, those devilish cockney scamps who follow the 'Irons' (rhyming slang for poofs, have they never realised?) were booing their 'heroes' despite winning. They demand better, apparently. In his post-match interview, Alan Curbishley told it like it is. He stated that their average league...
  16. Slipperduke

    Arsenal v Reading

    Arsenal returned to winning ways at a freezing cold Emirates Stadium with a convincing 2-0 victory over a Reading side who are nose-diving at the worst possible time. Only a combination of fine goalkeeping, desperate clearances and Arsenal's own profligacy prevented this from becoming a...
  17. BaileytheQuitter

    I hate racism

    Firstly I am not a racist. Despite the amound of times I get called it. Now racism- 3.hatred or intolerance of another race or other races. The way I percieve racism is that it is when a group or an individual attack or abuse another group or individual because they are a different race for...
    • BaileytheQuitter
    • Thread
    • attempted ban cases christians hatred islamic muslims peoples religion stated tolerance
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Slipperduke

    Trouble In Merseyside

    They say that lightning doesn’t strike twice, but with momentum growing at both ends of Stanley Park, it looks like now might be a good time to run for cover. Everton are more than capable of finishing fourth and, at the same time, no-one would be surprised if Liverpool snaffled a sixth European...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • aerial anfield automatically ber bin brewing champions ched cup displays esses faul finishing fortune joi league ley liverpool lose money pace proving qui reinstated ruled shuffle specialists stated trophy worthy
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. SUFC Forever

    Teddy Sheringham to Retire at End of Season

    Teddy Sheringham has announced that he will retire at the end of this present season. Been a superb player and what a great career. Stated that he wants to finish by helping Col Ewe to avoid relegation but think that may be one thing even Teddy and a band of magicians would struggle with...
  20. shaneyshrimper

    Can you believe It!

    Not again i thought, but oh yes again. "Eastwood back to roots hall" stated in the BBC 606 website for Southend United. Another rumour about our dear departed Mr Eastwood coming back. I would pull my hair out (if i had any). Mr Eastwood, we dont need you now, we have Walker and Barnard. UTB
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