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  1. southend4ever

    Russell Brand - Like or Hate

    The bloke is starring in a new film released. He is banging Katy Perry (fair play/jealous?), He has wasted a lot of his life on drunks and booze (good lad/stupid?), He only talks about drugs and sex (funny/thick ****?), He has banged loads of women (ruthless little c**t/sterling job?) He...
  2. The Watermill Wino

    Lets give Brushy a Big Thank You

    After last night we got chatting and thought that it would be a great idea if Paul Brush recieved some sort of token of our appreciation for his sterling efforts. Not forgetting that he and Tilly were a team during clubs most successful periods and should be awarded some token of our gratitude...
  3. southend4ever


    It is a shame to now log onto this website and see at least 5 new threads a day that are shaped towards the same issues. Tilson out, Martin out, Finances. The once positive Shrimpers Chit-Chat is a mere needle in a haystack to what it once was. Talk of relegation coincides with a team going...
  4. yogi bear up the cagire

    At last the truth about where the money came from

    After some careful research I am in a position to reveal the incredible story about where the money came from and how, only through incompetance, we failed to procure more than four times that sum which could have been used either to start the new stadium or invest in new players. It's an...
  5. Slipperduke

    Return Of The Old Guard

    How very retro. There was a time when any game between Arsenal and Manchester United was epoch-shaking. They were the two giants of the domestic game, battling out their own private war while the likes of Chelsea, Liverpool and, this'll make you laugh, Newcastle could only look on from the...
  6. Somerset Ex-TTB

    Barrett Back and Francis at Right Mid

    Tilly obviously thinks that Francis sterling performance at CB has allowed him the freedom of right wing. No Milsom in the squad, Moussa back on the bench, Harding in for Herd
  7. South Bank Hank

    Zone Update Ex-Shrimpers League...

    As I know that some people spend their SZ lives flitting between the main forum and the Pub section, I just thought I'd draw some brief attention here to the sterling efforts being put in by the poster Magnum PI on the progress of our "former superstars" with their new clubs. Follow the...
  8. TrueBlue

    Question The PC SZ

    As a membership do we think SZ is getting to PC? this ain't a thread to slate the SZ lads as they do a sterling job and this poll is as much for our views as it is to help them see what we feel! :)
  9. J

    Ron Martin - the statement

    Right, let's clear a few things up straight away - Contrary to popular belief, I haven't been avoiding the subject all day - quite the opposite, I’ve been itching to get on here and finally say my piece. Truth is, I too lost out on a lot of work this morning, and the meeting was over 2 1/2...
  10. TrueBlue

    To my loyal subjects...

    LET REJOICE REIGN THROUGHOUT THE KINGDOM FOR TRUE BLUE HAS RETURNED! Right down to business.... First let me issue a heartfelt apology to the mods to I have really to be honest taken the **** out of them over the last few days leading up to my ban, the mods don't deserve this treatment from...
  11. Slipperduke

    Dr Ramos' Football Surgery

    For Tottenham Hotspur, the last four months have been like one of those celebrity makeover programmes on the television. Tottenham trudged into Dr Ramos’ Football Surgery back in October looking overweight, haggard and drawn. Now, after weeks of detailed appraisal and then a flurry of cutting...
  12. Shrimp Creek

    Atmosphere Vrs Crewe

    Thought the atmosphere was 1/2 notches up on the Tramere game with the mob at the back of block V/W in the west being very vocal. They even treated me to "on a piece of string" which was funny :D Most impressive was when the the south stand /west stand thing got going around the time of the...
  13. Last Season in the North Bank???

    Probably been discussed on many occasions but i was wondering what peoples current views are on having the last season at the Hall back in the North Bank?? That is assuming that the new stadium does go ahead. I know that the South Bank was the original home end but it has changed so much that...
  14. Matt the Shrimp

    SZ.com - Managerial Changes

    Folks, A little bit of ShrimperZone.com business for you... ShrimperZone.com is sad to announce that after more than 2 years of sterling service to the website, Leeboy has stated his intention to step down from the board of ShrimperZone.com Ltd at our next board meeting. ShrimperZone.com would...
  15. Matt the Shrimp

    Letter to the Chancellor...

    Oops, looks like Mervyn has had to write to Gordon to explain why inflation this month is at 3.1%... clicky (pdf) Two thoughts: 1. Interest rates will be up again next month - watch out all those on anything other than fixed rate mortgages. 2. This paragraph leapt out: Why did CPI inflation...
  16. TrueBlue

    DVD Review of last season

    Yes Yes I know its been on going for a while and I accept that Scriv and Kevin have done a sterling job on this but Scriv you got any ETA at the moment when it will be out?
  17. Smiffy

    Ticket office

    Now, im not one for moaning but this has to be said... Last night the Automatic ticket point, for those that had ordered online was in a word f%&ked, now whilst I can understand these things happen surely they should have at least two in operation in case this sort of occurrence arises...
  18. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    ST.VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE AS BEES BASH BLUES Southends unbeaten run came to an abrupt end at Griffin Park as Brentford exacted revenge for the 4-1 drubbing dished out to them at the Hall a few weeks back. That scintillating performance seemed a million miles away as Southend were second best...
  19. Mr Plow

    PFA League One Player Of The Month is...

    Our very own Luke Guttridge! Well done Guts, some sterling performances over the month of October. Linkage
  20. Richard_Cadette

    My Thoughts on Saturday

    Well what can you say after that?... Not a lot really, simply superb. I genuinely thought we may end up on the wrong end of a backlash from Bristol City after there two games last week, and for the first 15 minutes, it could easily have gone that way, but from the moment we scored, i genuinely...