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If there was no more SUFC.
I would like to make it clear I am not insinuating in anyway that the HMCR will wind us up. It would be a disaster and I would cry forever. Just talking hypoetically - Ifffff......The club was no more and no SUFC team was reformed what would you do with your saturdays. Would you be able to...- DTS
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Tevez - The Big Girl
Heroes can be hard to find in modern football. It's difficult to feel any connection to a teenage millionaire when he signs a contract large enough to fund a hospital wing before he's even scored his 20th Premier League goal. It's impossible to respect a man who passionately expresses his desire...- Slipperduke
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Not sure the pictures will transfer ...
Department of Transportation Vehicle Texas DOT Vehicle stopped by an alert DPS Trooper on highway I-10 between San Antonio and Seguin, TX The Mexicans cloned a Texas DOT Truck and got busted smuggling drugs...! I wonder how long they got...- BLUEBLOOD
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Nice joke
Some random woman stopped me in the streettoday and started telling me a joke. It had all the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse, incestual rape, tears and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about £2 a month?- Napster
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Memory Lane Special Report on SUFC's previous homes
Nice piece from the Echo's site today (I know there's no paper today), could have gone in the other forum I guess, but thought it kind of went alongside the Hall of Fame stuff we've been doing. Sing the Blues for stadiums past 12:10am Saturday 30th May 2009 Comments (0) Have your say » By...- OldBlueLady
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Touring caravans
...the type that you tow. Anyone else got one? Mine's an Avondale Dart 556-6 berth with alloys, tinted windows (one shade down from limo black) and soon to be fitted under 'van neons:D What a larf! Wished to god i'd bought one when i was in my twenties, no need for hotel rooms or sneaking about...- Sean 2
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Shakhtar Uk-reign Supreme
Shakhtar Donetsk 2-1 Werder Bremen (aet) Adriano, 25 Naldo, 35 Jadson, 97 We've been told for some time that a new footballing power is rising in the east and Shakhtar Dontesk's capture of the UEFA Cup is compelling evidence indeed . The Ukrainian giants, funded by a wealth of gas revenue and...- Slipperduke
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- bundesliga champions core deed diego fernando flair flowing following fritz fro funded gas intent lewandowski liverpool lure michel money outfit ozil pain powers resources secondary shadow stopped unbalanced wasn wouldn
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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EPL Has Nothing To Fear From Below
If you think it's tense at the top of the Premier League, you should see The Championship at this stage of the season. With a collection of runners and riders who all seem incapable of stringing consecutive wins together, it's the division that no-one wants to win. Wolverhampton Wanderers have...- Slipperduke
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SZ Novella - Chapter Seven
Chapter Seven - A Mystery Wrapped In A Riddle And Clad In A Southend United Scarf Ricey knocked once on the door of Osymandus' cottage. With a loud creak that seemed unnecessarily dramatic, it opened slowly to reveal a gloomy mess, lit only by a handful of candles scattered about the room...- Slipperduke
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SZ Novella - Chapter Six
Chapter Six - South Of The ShrimperZone? At This Time Of Night? Ricey edged away from Stokes, carefully keeping his eyes shielded from the Red Tube. As tempting as it was to allow himself to wallow in the intense glow of some very, very naughty thoughts, he knew from...well...erm, first hand...- Slipperduke
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SZ Novella - Chapter Five
Chapter Five - Red Sky At Night, Stokes' Delight Ricey sprinted down the back-alley, feet slipping and sliding on the wet concrete as he went. The sound of a gunshot echoed off the walls and he instinctively ducked, almost falling to the ground. Reaching the end of the passageway, he turned...- Slipperduke
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This Article Took 3 Hours Of My Life...
....90 minutes to watch it, 90 minutes to write it. I'll never get that time back. Never. West Ham 0-0 West Bromwich Albion So West Bromwich Albion are just a pretty team are they? Tell that to Rob Green, the West Ham goalkeeper who felt the full wrath of the struggler's newly found nasty...- Slipperduke
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SZ Novella - Chapter Three
Chapter One http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?p=930452#post930452 Chapter Two http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?p=930981#post930981 Chapter Three - Putting Faces To Names "You look...interesting." said Shackleford, peering over the top of his pint glass. "Have you...- Slipperduke
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United Crushed By Rampant Reds
Manchester United 1-4 Liverpool (Ronaldo 23) (Torres 28) (Gerrard 44, pen) (Aurelio 77th) (Dossena, 90+1) Old Trafford has never emptied so quickly. Even before Manchester United were put out of their misery by referee Alan Wiley, there were more empty seats than supporters. Those...- Slipperduke
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SZ Novella - Chapter Two
Chapter One here http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=49964 Chapter Two - Making Your Way In This World Today, Takes Everything You've Got. Shackleford glanced back down the alleyway and patted Ricey on the back. "It's too dangerous to talk here. Come on, I'll take you somewhere...- Slipperduke
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Titus Astonished Us
Every now and then, in a pressbox crammed with bitter, cynical old journalists, there is a frisson of excitement. Something wonderful ripples up and down the rows of greying, over-weight hacks, a buzz to make them believe in magic again. Usually its source is a young starlet like Jack Wilshere...- Slipperduke
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Colchester United Ball Boys
Where do they get these muppets from? Once the ball boy picked the ball up when it had STOPPED ON THE PITCH, an active ball over near the corner flag and the keeper had gone up to take a free kick. If our player had seen it could have been two nil with the easiest goal we will score all...- Forever A Shrimper
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Does The Big C Make You A Big C?
I'm just in from my daily walk. Despite the cold my face is burning up. Although the wander was a modest one, to Southchurch Park, the seafront and then back home, my body aches all over and I'm far too tired for a bloke of my age to be. You see, people, I have cancer - and I'm fare more...- Thorpe Groyney
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Ref Watch Referees and things .....
The general tirade of abuse directed towards the, on this occasion, hapless Mr Ward seems to have run over a couple of threads so I'll put my response in a seperate one. Whilst most of the criticism is undoubtedly justified, there is included amongst it, a number of inaccuracies and...- Mick
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Magical Modric
Spread the word, Luka Modric has arrived. After six months of being kicked off the ball, stamped into the mud and having his pocket money stolen by the bigger boys, the little Croatian wizard has finally put in a performance worthy of his reputation. He tore Stoke City apart at White Hart Lane...- Slipperduke
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