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  1. Cricko

    Last Day: Christmas Quiz. Cryptic 3.

    Ok last one people and a bit longer than the others..Some very easy, some not so. Have fun. :smiles: Cryptic capital cities: 1.Multiplying by two? - Dublin 2.Is this the place to get plastered? - Paris 3.Put father in a paper receptacle? - Baghdad 4.Reserve a peaceful break? - Bucharest...
  2. DoDTS

    PL Table Southend PL No.11 Friday 27th September

    THIS IS THE TABLE FOR THE SOUTHEND PREDICTION LEAGUE (Southend Score and Scorer only) SEE SEPERATE THREAD FOR THE MAIN PREDICTION LEAGUE SCORES AND TABLES Congratulations to thenobster the only one to correctly predict tonights result and use his wildcard, and he storms into a commanding lead...
  3. DoDTS

    PL Cup Rampant TINKS storms into the final past woefull DTS

    DTS gave his worst performance of the season, while Tinks was in confident mood the final score: Tinks 5 v 0 DTS The Final is this Saturday with thenobster v Tinks
  4. DoDTS

    No.3 TABLE "We're gonna get spanked" SOUTHEND Prediction League

    We really are useless at predicted our beloved clubs results aren't we, or perhaps we're out of touch with reality. Anyway only four scorers this week who are: Chapperzuk and Wickfordshrimper who score three points each for predicted that Fred would score our first and Its Only a Game who...
  5. blues_r_best

    Even Bigger News than the Ipad 3

    SimCity V!
  6. OldBlueLady

    Blues warned after missing accounts deadline

    Well, yesterday's Echo actually, but surprised no-one picked up on it. Page 8 of the edition I got, "Southend United say they are about to file accounts for last year, after receiving an official warning. The club, who have weathered a number of financial storms over the past 18 months...
  7. April Fools '10

    The Guardian storms into an early lead with this gem http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/01/labour-gordon-brown-hard-man
  8. Tangled up in Blue

    Out of recession?

    Business Recession Out of recession – but how did we get there and what happens next?Despite tomorrow's good news Labour fears economy may slip back again by the time of a May general election Buzz up! Digg it Patrick Wintour, political editor guardian.co.uk, Monday 25 January 2010 22.10 GMT...
  9. fatshrimp

    You know what..?

    There are so many threads going on about the club, Ron, Tilly, HMRC etc, I have no idea what's really going on! What I want to say is that we should all get behind the club and management and all keep our fingers (and everything else for that matter) crossed that we can weather these storms...
  10. yogi bear up the cagire

    Toulouse jolly.......match nul!

    TOULOUSE v LILLE The Stadium 13th MAY 2009 Bid farewell to The Ranger and Boo Boo, came down the Cagire and off, en route for Toulouse, with enough goodies to keep me going for the day. Had arranged to meet my SZ colleague outside Mac Do, on the Place du Capitole, in the centre of...
  11. Slipperduke

    Return Of The Old Guard

    How very retro. There was a time when any game between Arsenal and Manchester United was epoch-shaking. They were the two giants of the domestic game, battling out their own private war while the likes of Chelsea, Liverpool and, this'll make you laugh, Newcastle could only look on from the...
  12. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter One

    Inspired by the truly awesome work of the Shrimperzone Writer's Bureau, I've been clattering away on a full version of this dystopian nightmare, attempting to give it the depth that it deserves. MK Shrimper planted a bug in my head and I really hope that I can do it justice, not least because...
  13. Supporting Southend

    As a kid growing up I found myself supporting Arsenal. Watching them lift the Cup Winners Cup started this short love affair with a big gun. At this time I had never even heard of Southend United. Even tho my grandad supported them he never spoke of the mighty blues, having supported them...
  14. 2 ban or not 2 ban!!!

    cant see what all the fuss is about,the mods done the job the bans were earned. self bans methinks . i done a lot of **** when younger always new i had to pay didnt worry me,i lose it on here somtimes if i get a ban ive earnd it .----so mods do the job! no favours no surrender! ban when u have...
  15. World Cup in Brazil......scary thought!!!!!

    Fifa, football's world governing body has awarded the 2014 tournament to Brazil.....a brave move, considering that Brazil's justice ministry has recorded 150 murders per day in Brazil, and the state of Brazil's aviation industry is less than reliable. Currently it only takes a brief...
  16. When the Saints really do go marching in...

    AFTER Saturday’s result the local rag down this way had the headline ‘Roots Hall Of Shame’, which made me chuckle. However, things got a whole lot funnier when I read today’s edition. Is losing to Southend really that bad? Man storms studio and turns air blue THE airwaves turned blue when a...
  17. Xàbia Shrimper

    The View from Spain

    As the cork from a bottle of cava struck the ceiling and rebounded into a clutch of Man Ure fans bonding in quiet contemplation in one corner of the bar, someone, I don't know who, approached me, shook my hand with hearty congratulation and uttered: "how the **** are you lot bottom of...
  18. * ORM *

    I have a dream

    Southend 4 Yeovil 0 Clinching the title in front of a full house Duncan Jupp opens the scoring with a spectacular overhead kick. Just before half time Wilson picks up the ball on the half way line and storms down the byline before cutting in and unleashing an unstoppable 25 yard right footer...