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  1. seany t

    TV Shows that have been made into successful films

    I was talking to my mate about this the other night and just how many of them sucked ***. We started initially talking about comedy shows, but then veered off onto others. Can you think of many that have worked successfully? Or more importantly, the reason why they rarely ever do? We couldn't...
  2. Winkle

    Compromise?

    With a recession pocking its head from around the corner, I decided that perhaps with the amount we are all shelling out on fuel and household bills that a bit of good housekeeping was in order. I tryed to explain to my daughter that maybe when she went upstairs that she could possibly learn to...
  3. Slipperduke

    Manchester United v Chelsea Euro final

    They went into the last day of the league separated only by goal difference and when it came to the final of the biggest cup competition in the world, the margin between Manchester United and Chelsea was somehow even thinner. After 120 minutes of gruelling football that ebbed and flowed between...
  4. shaneyshrimper

    Stewards in the West Stand

    I think i have already seen something like this in a previous thread. So i apologise if it has already been said, but i need to get this off my chest. What on earth were they doing today. I got asked at the beginning of the game for my ticket. I had just got through the turnstiles and was...
  5. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Mission To Millwall

    With a few edits, this is what the good people of Singapore will be waking up to tomorrow. MtS had a very lucky escape in being cut out of the final edit. 500,000 people could have found out exactly what his idea of a pre-match meal is... As a mere, and very occasional, foot soldier of the...
  6. Slipperduke

    Managing Newcastle Isn't A Game

    There is a computer game in existence that, I’m afraid to admit, has cost me around 15 years of my life. It’s called Football Manager and I’ve owned every incarnation of it since 1993. It’s a wonderful way to waste time, it really is. You pick your club, assemble your players, choose a formation...
  7. IloveShrimp

    Little Mark

    A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then...
  8. Hartlepool press -

    Pools squad fear for futures BAD RESULT: Ritchie Humphreys « Previous « PreviousNext » Next » View GalleryBy HARTLEPOOL United's players are fearing for their futures. That was the message today from skipper Ritchie Humphreys in the aftermath of the capitulation to Cheltenham Town. It has...
  9. Slipperduke

    Transfer Windows Are Rubbish

    I went shopping today. I bought 150 steaks, 200 eggs, enough cornflakes to swim in and enough milk to drown in. I bought half a vineyard of red wine, a circle of cheese as big as a tractor wheel and a box of ice-cream large enough to sink a ship. I also picked up 40 paperback books and a new...
  10. chadded

    Job Application

    Saw this this morning, and after MtS admitting being rejected from McDonalds in Southend on another thread, thought I'd post it up.. This is an actual job application from a 17 year old boy to McDonalds, and he got the job for being so honest and funny. Name: ******* Sex: Not yet I'm saving...
  11. Job Interview Experiences

    I went for an interview this morning for a new job. Basically, i thought it went okay but i didn't really get a good vibe from them and i doubt i'll get the job. Basically, has anybody on this board ever been for a job interview that sucked, yet got offered the job? James
  12. C C Csiders

    Flavoured condoms

    One question: why? What is the point? The only conclusionI can draw is that it would give you, or your partner (hopefully your partner:eek: ) something to chew on once it has been used. I guess the nearest thing to this would be a Locket. You suck on the Locket until it is time to bite when the...
  13. DTS

    Haircut Horrors - What is worse?

    Down my gym today I was faced with a terrible terrbile sight. It is always a bun fight to find a locker close enough to the mirrors so you can check yourself out while getting dressed and undressed. Today though I was faced with the horror or horrors. The left of my locker was a white man...
  14. Andy_S

    What Tilly should've said on Saturday?

    Ian Holloway, you legend. :cool: He says what fans feel and I for one would like Tilly to drop the nicey nicey attitude when it needs to be dropped. ARGYLE manager Ian Holloway was unequivocal in the wake of the Pilgrims' 4-0 defeat at Burnley. The home side had not won any of...
  15. Interpol Shrimper

    Robbie Blake

    Cheeky Fu**er
  16. ldnfatso

    Tractor Boy

    As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover - the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an...
  17. DTS

    Are pony tails on men

    Every morning I get the delights of the 7.02am from Burgess Hill to London Bridge. As you regualr commuters will know you get used to seeing the same old faces day in day out. The Brighton Line as you can imagine does have a vast supply of freaks and lifes losers but there is one man that...
  18. Stats

    Over The Top Goal Celebrations

    I've seen a few over the years but the one that sticks in my mind was SUFC vs Palace in the old 1st division 1996/97 season. Needing a win to try and keep ourselves in with a chance of not getting sucked into a relegation dogfight Jeroen Boere slotted home to give us a 2-1 lead Cue an...
  19. Scamps

    Steven Hammell?

    On today's performance didn't look safe at left back... To many missed placed passes and kept getting sucked in towards AB which gave them more room down the right. Wouldn't of happened if CHEESE was playing. But maybe it was a one off.
  20. J

    We can take on anyone

    With people like this defending our country! great soundtrack as well chadded? Sucked into this one
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