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  1. OldBlueLady

    Alan Titchmarsh - dirty old man!

    Blimey, just finished my ironing off and caught a bit of Titchmarsh's daytime show where they began talking about the G spot and these two half clad models came on! Titch looked suitably embarrassed but then his guest - "sexpert" (Julie Peasgood - I think she used to be in Emmerdale some time...
  2. Ainsley Harriot

    Just received this today. Apparently it was sold in the supermarkets until they noticed.
  3. Good News, I Think.

    Article in the Telegraph on Saturday. I can't find it online, but the gist of it is: The Government Planning White Paper, which is to be published on Monday, will scrap the "need test" which allows local authority planners to turn down supermarkets on the outskirts of towns and beyond to...
  4. Xàbia Shrimper


    We've started watching the 70s BBC drama series 'Survivors', a tale of a group of people who survived a plague that wiped out 95% of the world's population. (I vaguely remember watching it - or at least vaguely remember the title credits - when I was a kid.) Although the fashion doesn't stand...
  5. Vange Shrimper

    Proud to be British?

    Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything...
  6. BoyWonder2

    Best Of British

    Best of British   Be very proud to be British Because:   Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.   Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy...
  7. BoyWonder2

    Just Got Sent This Via Email

    The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV...