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  1. Michael Barrymore suing Essex Police

    I see that Barrymore is claiming £2.5m form Essex police for wrongful arrest after Stuart Lubbock was found dead in is pool (allegedly) Can't see why the police were remotely suspicious. I mean just because the homeowner and two of his friends bundle up some items and do a runner as the...
  2. Manchester United v Bourmouth called off

    Called of due to a suspicious package, Anyone reckon they'll bother to play it? No point really...
  3. londonblue


    So, so far the two countries that won the 2018 and 2022 bids have been cleared. The only countries that have been criticised are ones that didn't win. BBC Does that seem suspicious to anyone else? (Ignoring the fact that Russia didn't supply any email accounts because the computers had been...
  4. Mad Cyril

    Should I be suspicious

    I moved into a house a few months ago that had been empty for quite a while and have recently received a few letters from a bank addressed to someone we know has never lived there. Has anyone had any problems with people using their address fraudulently?
  5. Rayleigh Weir

    Question Was this a carefully laid man-trap?

    Had a bit of a strange moment over the Christmas period, that I'm hoping you folks can help me with. The wife had decided that she wanted to watch Sex and the City 2 which I'm sure I don't need to tell you was not really my bag (being neither female or gay). Rather than disappear off to another...
  6. chadded

    What would you do?

    Serious question, What would you do, if a member of your circle of friends is lying to you? I'll use an imaginary scenario for you all. Imagine you are good friends with a number of people, for this story, we'll call them, imaginary names, like Bambi, MrB, Scrounger, Chadded (apparantly, this...
  7. steveo

    Dont Lie to Mum

    Peter invited his mother for dinner. During the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while...
  8. canveyshrimper


    Probably been done before, but.... :D A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise...
  9. Slipperduke

    Letter To Ashley

    After trawling through Mike Ashley's emotional 1664 word press release, Slipperduke has a few questions for him.... "I paid £134 million out of my own pocket for the club. I then poured another £110 million into the club not to pay off the debt but just to reduce it. The club is still in...
  10. South Bank Hank

    China now ready for the Olympics...

    ...which is one step up from just "Lovely" ...but tastes like dog ...Here Crippie, have my seat! ...Glate with Flied Lice ...You need a separate entrance for Ho's. ...Sounds better than Canned Water. ...All dying people will be prosecuted. ...Good to know! ...I blame the...
  11. Mohave Shrimper

    Decapitation - Nothing Suspicious?!?!

    A man who was found with his head severed by a chainsaw was fighting to stay in a block of 70 flats in Hampshire cleared for redevelopment. His body was found by police on 5 July, who said his death was not suspicious. Post-mortem tests showed he died of a "complete transection of the neck"...
  12. duncan bulgaria

    Weston Pier Fire - Ant and Dec questioned

    According to my source Ant and Dec are being questioned about the suspicious goings on regarding the fire on the pier , personally i can't see it myself as they are pillars of the community and squeaky clean . Who'd of thought it . Surely no one is trying to frame them as I don't know one...
  13. Yorkshire Blue

    Durham/ECB postpone ****-up in brewery citing organisational difficulties

    As anyone who has been following the sports news will be aware the Durham v Yorks 20:20 game was called off because their young spinner Azeem Rafiq was apparently ineligible (or according to Nasser Hussain, illegible - presumably this is because his doosra is unreadable). This is probably the...
  14. Jay_Shrimper

    Ex-Sunderland keeper found dead

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7467056.stm The death of Mr Carter, recently appointed as Sunderland Academy goalkeeping coach, is not being treated as suspicious, according to police.
  15. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Poop At Work

    We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a...
  16. chaco27saf

    FAO North American Shrimpers

    I just had a look at Setanta's schedule and the are showing the first leg of the play-off semi live next Friday. So be prepared to have a nasty cough all day next Thursday so your boss doesn't get suspicious when you call in sick on Friday! I imagine the second leg will also be shown live, but...
  17. jamesmut2000

    mastercard wedding?

    Mate email me this one.... MasterCard Wedding You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the...
  18. TrueBlue

    Showaddywaddy Crew Crewe trip report!!!

    Crewe vs SUFC - 6 HOURS TO CREWE Apologies for the lateness of this report, unfortunately my laptop decided to pack up at the most inconvenient time possible. There may be bits missed out because I have forgotten some details but here’s the report anyway as per usual (albeit a little late) of...
  19. ldnfatso

    Master Card Wedding

    You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage...
  20. KrustyTheKray

    Global Incident Map displaying terrorist attacks, and suspicious activity etc

    Look at this interesting website, look how much is going on in our world as we speak. Worrying me thinks! But interesting nonetheless... http://www.globalincidentmap.com/home.php