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  1. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Oh dear C55/56 South Upper

    Sometimes I despair. Granted, tonight we were poor and, granted too, folk have a right to vent their frustration. But how miserable and de-motivating can folk get? Well, C55 and 56 in the South Upper set new levels tonight. From the outset they moaned like morons but the second half saw it...
  2. Crawliano

    It's past ten, let's get sweary on Sky Sports News!!!

  3. Ron Manager

    Pope Song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRDfut2Vx0 Very sweary, but as the song says if you find the language more offensive than the fact the Pope covered up kiddie fiddling by Catholic priests then you are a...well, it's in the video....
  4. Best Christmas No.1?

    A selected list, seeing as we're probably going to get sweary rockers RATM this year..... Discuss & vote!
  5. Slipperduke

    Tweet That, Darren

    Have you ever Twittered? I have to confess that, like European federalism, gardening and 'Jedward', I always thought it was something for other people to worry about. Twitter, I found out this week, is a chance to spurt 140 characters of whatever you're doing at the world, or at least those...
  6. Slipperduke

    Riley Wrecks Chelsea

    What is it about Liverpool - Chelsea? For the second year running the game was decided by the mistakes of a referee. Last year it was Rob Styles who gave Chelsea a penalty so soft that it was bullied at kindergarten, this year it was Riley who sent Frank Lampard off for the kind of routine 50-50...
  7. Lester Bangs

    Which fck'd up genius composer are you? (NSFW sweary words inside)

    I'm:- Which is a right result as he's a complete idol of mine. Take the test yourself:- http://www.quizilla.com/users/micsmeets/quizzes/Which%20****ed-up%20genius%20composer%20are%20you%3F/
  8. Matt the Shrimp

    Slipperduke's Slippery Column

    It pretty much wrote itself this week..... Slipperduke's Slippery Column #12 I've got a massive problem today. It's not just the fact that I've spent five hours in the freezing cold queuing for non-existent tickets to Southend's League Cup clash with Manchester United. Well, actually, it is...