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  1. fbm

    The Search for Nessie

    A holiday blog about our trip to Scotland featuring the trials and tribulations of a family holiday with 4 girls. If you haven't got kids this should be a tremendous reality check for you. If you have and they aren't teenagers yet then this is what you have to come. If you're past this stage...
  2. fbm

    Something for separated or divorced Dads maybe? Or just to laugh/sympathise?

    After over 4 years of separation my divorce finally came through just before Christmas. Everything is now sorted and I can move on. However, something I find quite cathartic is writing... so I have penned a blog. I intend to update every 3/4 weeks and will share some gems from the...
  3. canveyshrimper

    British Suicide Bombers

    British suicide bombers are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the amount of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the...
  4. Abuse of Hughes & Ricketts

    I know I will probably get slaughtered for saying this but I need to get it off my chest - I felt uncomfortable with the level of abuse dished out to Hughes and Ricketts on Saturday. I know this type of thing has been common at grounds up and down the country from the 70s at least (and probably...
  5. South Bank Hank

    Southend 3 - 1 West Brom

    Albion suffered a New Year hang over at Roots Hall where they were hammered by bottom of the table Southend handing the basement side all 3 points. Down by 3 at the interval the Baggies were unable to get back into the game and failed to build on John Hartson's second-half goal. Monday 1...
  6. The Whole Nine Yards

    I normally try and sympathise wih officials as they do have an extremely difficult job. However, did anyone else notice that idiot ref today when we had a free kick in the 2nd half. He started pacing out the distance for the wall and mysteriously stopped at 9 paces. Duh!
  7. canveyshrimper

    Tickets for Yeovil

    The bloke who sits behind us in the East Stand, although not a seaso is a regular, and buys his tickets up to 4 weeks in advance and normally for 3 or 4 games as he has a concession. Last night a bloke was sat in his seat when he arrived, on comparing tickets the both had the same seat number...
  8. Wrexham Protest March in Woking!

    PRESS RELEASE 14 September 2005 North Wales football protest moves into Surrey WREXHAM football fans proposed protest march through Surrey moved a step closer today after Surrey Police agreed and confirmed the march route. Supporters will march through Woking town centre on 17 September 2005...
  9. Good Luck to All Shrimpers from All Cobblers Fans

    Hi Guys and Girls Good luck for today. I for one sympathise with your near miss. Following the heartbreak of last year, I'm desperate that we put it right this year, but if we don't, then good luck to you guys. You have been by far the best team out of the four of us left over the...