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  1. Tarantino and Pitt get rinsed!

  2. Slipperduke

    Evening Wasted On Pointless Big Cup

    Through, but only just. Chelsea survived a scare to book their place in the next round of the Champions League, but their progression was anything from straightforward on another nervy night for Luiz Felipe Scolari. Roma's victory over Bordeaux meant that this result was academic, but there was...
  3. canveyshrimper

    Don't read if you are of a nervous dispostion

    A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection Service in Adelaide. A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week. An avid cactus fan, the man bought one-metre high, rare and expensive cactus there. On arrival back home...
  4. Yorkshire Blue

    Southend United players and their pets

    Recent(ish) signing Charlie Mulgrew is a big fan of tropical fish, which made me wonder what pets our current players have. We all know Freddy had some horses to pull his caravan, goalkeeping legend Paul Sansome had a hamster called Hammy but what of our current crop? I know of the following...
  5. C C Csiders

    Waking the Dead

    Watching this last night, and over the last few weeks, on BBC1 and must say that Tara Fitzgerald would get it.:o :D Whether she would want it from me is open to doubt, however.:( Edit: Seeing that the title of the thread has been edited makes me think that it isn't called W**nking the dead...
  6. Most complicated sports league

    The wife's home town rugby team in NZ (Wellington Lions) have got through to the final of the Air NZ NPC Cup (which is a big deal apparently). Having looked on the net about this I found the rules for this competition. Can anyone come up with a more confusing and complicated league structure...
  7. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
  8. Napster

    oooh andy ansah

    Interview with Jane Hewland, Dream Team Do you keep in contact with previous cast members? A few. And the Legend that is Ansah rang from LA the other day, where he is making a movie with Tarantino!! I hope one day he will return to Harchester. Do you get feedback from people in the...
  9. Andy_S

    If Premiership teams were women

    Arsenal - Angelina Jolie - Look good, a bit maverick at times and you know > they have the potential to really f**k you over. > > Aston Villa - Dido - One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really. > > Birmingham City - Maria Carey - Occasionally interesting, frequently &gt...