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  1. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Five

    Chapter Five - Red Sky At Night, Stokes' Delight Ricey sprinted down the back-alley, feet slipping and sliding on the wet concrete as he went. The sound of a gunshot echoed off the walls and he instinctively ducked, almost falling to the ground. Reaching the end of the passageway, he turned...
  2. ShrimperZone Anal Awards Final Voting Results

    Final results Zoner of the Year is Aberdeen 7 votes SBH 6 Cricko 3 Rusty 3 toEllandBack 3 Dad of Dts 3 Best Sig Pubey 6 Rusty 4 Ayshire 4 Best Thread A-Z Totty 10 Rusty's X-Files 5 Crinimal Spellin and Gramma Osy 11 ****les 6 Grays 6 Deluded Zoner is Graysblue 9 votes Aberdeen 5 and Ricey 5...
  3. ShrimperZone Anal Awards Final Voting Results

    Final results Zoner of the Year is Aberdeen 7 votes SBH 6 Cricko 3 Rusty 3 toEllandBack 3 Dad of Dts 3 Best Sig Pubey 6 Rusty 4 Ayshire 4 Best Thread A-Z Totty 10 Rusty's X-Files 5 Crinimal Spellin and Gramma Osy 11 ****les 6 Grays 6 Deluded Zoner is Graysblue 9 votes Aberdeen 5 and Ricey 5...
  4. Stats

    Battle of the tools - prelim draw

    People of the Zone, We had a wonderful 42 entrants for SZone Tool Of The Year which means we need 10 Prelim Round Matches. Draw list and numbers as follows; Jamie Oliver - MrBeard - 1 Russell Brand - Hutton - 2 Jade Goody - Jonny Stokes - 3 Gordon Brown - Fat Shrimp - 4 Pete Doherty - Dave -...
  5. * ORM *

    On the train with Mrs Gower

    Who loves you all apart from OBL and says a special hello to Tarquin because he makes her laugh and hi to Tinks and Shrimper Apes
  6. Stats

    Battle Of The Tools

    Yes thats right people we've had battle of the fit babes, battle of the sitcoms, battle of the horror movies but now its time for BATTLE OF THE TOOLS Your chance to have your say on who you think is the most annoying waste of space in modern society. As previous please put your nominations...
  7. Ron Manager

    Ten Reasons Why Football is Better Than Rugby

    Taken from The Times.... 1. That bloody song Is there a more depressing sound in sport than 50,000 glory hunters called Tarquin singing Swing Low, Sweet Chariot? It’s an American gospel hymn, chaps – leave it alone. 2. Global appeal When we have a World Cup, the world stops. When you...
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