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  1. yogi bear up the cagire

    Totally beyond belief????

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-35773649 No, this is not about the veracity or otherwise, of these leaked papers..........it's a more important question than that. We live in a western democracy........freedom of the press and all that b******s. So, from that point of view and...
  2. F me, this took some balls.

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/11/artist-nails-testicles-red-square-pyotr-pavlensky Ouchy.
  3. Hawkwell Blue

    Spencer Prior

    Sitting on Manly Beach in Sydney having a coffee this morning and who should stroll by but Spencer Prior. Had a chat about our plight of which he was well aware and he looked like he could still do a job for us. Top bloke!
  4. A letter to the man blow-drying his balls in the gym

    open letters
  5. ldnfatso

    Only a man would attempt this!

    Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this to a forum: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was...
  6. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Mr Bechtel....I salute you Sir!!

    One thing about the Aussies is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply...
  7. Slipperduke

    Crazy Rooney Needed Telling

    Thank goodness that someone has finally said it. Fabio Capello's denunciation of Wayne Rooney as, "a crazy man," might be the best thing that has ever happened to him. A humiliating public dressing down for the lack of discipline that still prevents him from being a truly 'world class' player...
  8. Question Testicles

    After just taking a clean flick to my testes and spending the last 10mins doubled over feeling sick, it made me wonder.....why do they hang in such a thin skin sack, outside the frame of the body when they are so sensitive! why are they not incased in bone or up inside us with the rest of us...
  9. Harold Bishop Killer

    Insurance Claim Form Quotes

    These are brillant! True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; These were collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine. "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." ----- "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I...
  10. Winkle

    The innocence of children!

    Real school projects on the "sea" Number 13 is my favorite! R1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round...
  11. J

    Well? What do we do now..

    99.99% Of the people that read this post, need to sort themselves out. We have absolute jokers on here, who think the booing and shouting at the players today was unjustified. I ask you, did you go to the game? Today has shown, that the last 3 seasons, have really been a fluke. I ****ing love...
  12. Bielzibubz

    An open letter to Procter & Gamble

    This was posted on a site i visit quite regularly. Absolutely fekin hillarious and 100% genuine. AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their...
  13. Jonathon Ross

    If anyone has a copy of "Friday Night with Jonathon Ross" from friday just gone (28th) and would like to swap it for a nice new video tape and a couple of quid for postage, would they PM me before my missus removes my testicles with her teeth!
  14. Know when to hold 'em...

    I have decided that I am never going to play Tilly at poker(hence title) as he must be one hell of a gambler. The smallest squad in the division, only two signings, one of those an untried league debutant and the other an aging star on the decline that has not played since December and was more...
  15. Hockley_Blues

    Reds have a sporting advantage

    From BBC News Looks like we need to wear our third strip more often....
  16. overseas shrimper

    Does Wiggy 'Have The Balls'?

    Wiggy announced his penchant for betting against the Shrimpers a while back... and now he's fed up with Tilson's negative outlook and approach to games. All this being said, it would appear he doesn't hold out much hope of us going up in an automatic promotion place... so would he...
  17. FIFA's ruling on substitutions

    The Football Association will decide on Monday whether to take action against clubs who break new Fifa rules by using over six substitutes in friendlies. The referee walked out of Fulham's game against Watford on Saturday after the teams sent on 27 replacements... [link] Substitutions...
  18. GNH

    Friday laugh

    I know this is an old one but it still makes me smile every time i read it. The following is a real complaints letter sent to NTL customer services dept..... Dear Cretins, I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and...
  19. Durera

    Funny complaint letter.

    <span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>Not from me, being passed about by email at work (not about my work either!!) If you notice anything libelous, let me know and I'll edit!!</span> <span style='font-family:georgia'>I have been an *** customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your...