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therapy

  1. RHB

    SZ Chit-Chat Therapy

    For all those posters still incredibly upset/stressed/wound up by the last two games, and Phil in particular here's a bit of relaxing therapy for you to de-stress:smiles:. Of course it can also be tried by the save Phil brigade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gp2ItaPS9o When you've made...
  2. yogi bear up the cagire

    Midi blog

    I see the blog section appears just to deal with football, so I've stuck mine here. Don't know whether it will interest anyone but it was good therapy, unwinding after an exhausting weekend. MIDI BLOG Today is one of the few days I can sit in front of the computer with absolutely no guilt...
  3. Tangled up in Blue

    Gambling addiction

    What are people's experiences with gambling? Has anyone ever been addicted? http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/05/gambling-machines-double-number-addicts My own father was(I believe)a gambling addict.He used to bet on the horses every day,went to the dogtrack every weekend,owned...
  4. Stats

    Global gathering 29th & 30th july - anyone going (plus spare vip ticket for sale)

    Anyone else going to the above? Really good lineup this year, think I'll be spending most of my time in the Group Therapy & Godskitchen tents. I've managed to get my hands on a weekend press pass so will be covering it on behalf of my In2beats Radio Show and Trancepodium.com. Will be posting...
  5. some more life in the 70's rubbish...

    SCHOOL -- 1970 vs. 2010 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1970 - Crowd gathers. Johnny wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates for life. 2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Mark...
  6. shrimper loz

    Tourette's

    I'm going to be taking part in a charity bike ride to raise funds for Mute Tourette's Syndrome. A friend of mine has a 6 yr old son that suffers from this and we are raising funds to pay for a year's therapy. Mute Tourette's Syndrome has long been in the shadow of its more 'famous'...
  7. ldnfatso

    Doctors Secretaries mistypes

    Some of these are absolutely classic - restores your faith in the NHS! These are sentences typed (wrongly) by medical secretaries!!!! 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably...
  8. Winkle

    Evening classes for the lads!

    Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by June 29th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by...
  9. All New Line Up!

    It's true! Matt Harrold goes to centre back next to Black. Ok, okay stop yelling! :hilarious: Up front would be Adam & Collis. Yes, yes I know - I haven't forgot the GK - it's Gower, no, no you'll see!?! It will all make sense! :minger: Flavs on the left wing because he kicks it out there...
  10. All New Line Up!

    It's true! Matt Harrold goes to centre back next to Black. Ok, okay stop yelling! :hilarious: Up front would be Adam & Collis. Yes, yes I know - I haven't forgot the GK - it's Gower, no, no you'll see!?! It will all make sense! :minger: Flavs on the left wing because he kicks it out...
  11. So angry.....

    Sorry to bring it up again chaps but have been too angry to come on the Zone since yesterday's game - now I need to get this off my chest as some sort of "therapy." Have to say I am also a referee like "Lord Football" and therefore try to avoid slating officials but he was literally the worst...
  12. Slipperduke

    What's worse than McClaren's England

    http://www.4sportsake.com "There can't be much in life that's worse than sitting through an England performance these days. Well, war maybe. And, you know, famine…that's pretty nasty. But outside of the jurisdiction of those four horsemen, watching Steve McClaren's England is right up there."...
  13. C C Csiders

    The Village People

    For some strange reason, that I will seek immediate therapy for, I was thinking that rather than having Chesney Hawkes or Chas 'n' Dave as the next act at the Family Fun Game, we should to celebrate our Centenary invite former Southend players onto the pitch to perform as a Village People...
  14. Bit Bored

    Rejected Hallmark Cards "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:... -- What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!... -- Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful as...
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