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  1. If john white is fit

    Would you slot him back in as a replacement for Lenny .As it has show that Lenny isn't a natural right back .Or would you stick with lenny for his pace and long throws .
  2. How many goals

    Just how many goals has there been involving Leonard.s long throws .He has not performed to well this season and I cant think of to many goals that have come about from his throws . As I have stated in another thread .Maybe it is time he took his turn on the bench .To allow Deegan to get back...
  3. Thorpe Groyney

    2013 Season

    Not long to go until Barry Obama throws the first pitch. Thanks to the splendid MLB TV app on the Xbox I'm watching the pre-season Indians getting the better of the Diamondbacks at the moment. Who's your picks for the season? All I'm hoping for is that the Padres continue from where they left...
  4. £1 per minute

    Football focus revealed the CHEAPEST ticket at the Arsenal v Spurs game was an eyewatering £89,Average time spent with players taking corners, goal kicks and throws must be 10 minutes in total which makes the actual action time even shorter. Not for me
  5. Tangled up in Blue

    Rio throws his hat in the ring

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/sep/24/rio-ferdinand-england-john-terry Rio still fancies a game.God help us.
  6. Cricko

    A Cow based Economics Lesson.

    SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2...
  7. steveo

    Todays Guardian links

    Have to thank Barna for opening my eyes to a paper that finally throws some light on some of the Left Wing losers that inhabit our great country. Good work Barna. A selection from todays news: 1) Labour admits getting it wrong...
  8. Yorkshire Blue

    Memory Lane Sam McCrory v Peter Watson 2:1

    First tie of the second round throws up an intriguing clash between one of our best centre-forwards and one of our best centre-halves. You know the drill: post up your tales, I'll add a poll and if it then if it's still a tie, I'll judge it on the evidence posted on the thread (and then if I'm...
  9. jamesmut2000

    Captains Blog Part 2

    EAST ON.... I know this is supposed to be a light-hearted column so I’ll get Saturday’s defeat against Morecombe out of the way first. What can I say, we’re all gutted with the result and the way we lost the three goals in a game where we once again had most of the play. When we equalised at...
  10. palexander

    Credit where its due...

    This is mainly for the haters... But credit the club this week - for the ON field activities. Yes, theres a lot of problems that we all know about and most love to keep digging up and going over, and over... but the positives of this week could be massive. 1) Firstly, I believe the Port Vale...
  11. Yorkshire Blue

    BOGMISH Rd 1:2 - Stockport v Freddy's debut

    Aptly enough on the day after relegation back to the fourth division, our second first round tie throws up two 4th division promotion seasons. The first one, was the 1986/87 season and ORM's nomination of Stockport away. Football was having a bad time with the Bradford Fire disaster and Hysel...
  12. Post-Match Thread and Ratings Oldham vs SUFC

    Mildy: 6 - solid, although kicking poor in 2nd half Francis: 7.5 - MOTM - great interceptions, and drove forward well Barrett: 6 - got injured early on Baldwin: 6.5 - got off to a slow start, but grew as the game went on Herd: 6 - still looks like a boy playing a mans game, and wasteful in...
  13. MrB

    OD - Week 11

    Pudlington CC v ShrimperZone CC Should be a walkover assuming he throws it like he has 9 out of 10 times this season. If he forgets like he did against UGTF then we'll be butchered!
  14. canada shrimper

    halloween fun

    A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP...
  15. Slipperduke

    Men In Pants

    It is no longer safe for me to leave the house. I just can't take the risk. Don't cry for me, it's not so bad. I've got cable television, the internet, a well stocked fridge and I'm sure someone will post me a copy of Football Manager 2010. Sure, I'll miss my friends and the fresh air, but it's...

    It made me giggle anyway ...

    A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by...
  17. ldnfatso

    Corners and Throws in

    Why do we keep persisting in taking these stupid short corners that keep catching us offside? It's happened probably more than half a dozen times this season before last night and twice last night too! IT DOSN'T WORK! FORGET IT! Its surely much more simple to get a ball in to the box from a...
  18. GregStarz

    Johnny Herd versus Chelsea

    What a legend, who needs Harding when we have Herd? He didn't once look out of place, run up and down the wing like Ashley Cole and he gave us a few opportunity's especially with his long throws which Chelsea hated. Awesome my little man, top stuff!
  19. Another joke.. (Contains sexual content)

    Paddy & Jimmy need a drink. They pool their money but only have 50p . Paddy takes the cash in the butchers and buys a sausage. They go into a bar, order 2 pints and down them. Before the barman asks for the cash Paddy puts the sausage between his flies and Jimmy sucks it! The barman throws them...
  20. Random Shrimper Googles

    Whilst waiting for someone to come here and say how many tickets sold for Chelsea, I though I would keep myself amused by googling 'shrimper' and seeing what non-SUFC related stuff it throws up. The first is a book on amazon that at first glance looked like it was called Unreasonable Woman...