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  1. Irish_Shrimper

    When long throws go bad

    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=6aQpwXy3Zc0 Just seen this on Sky Sports News. Is it wrong to laugh? :D
  2. Hotman

    Easy guide to World Politics and Economics

    SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have...
  3. MrB


    Seen this before but still makes me chuckle. May have to try to use a few of these in every day life, especially No. 30. 1. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer 3...
  4. Benfleet A1

    Uk border control

    Anyone else watching this? Five in a lorry and one throws a paddy, cuts an hole in the trailer roof (about £5000 damage) gets all violent and what do they do? They let the french police escort them out of the port then let them go. Am I missing something here. Are these people not illegal in...
  5. canveyshrimper

    Labour lose in Glasgow East

    A quite stunning defeat for the government in a constituency that has been a Labour stronghold for the best part of a century. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7522153.stm After the defeat in Crewe & Nantwich and now Glasgow East it's a question of time before someone...
  6. Winkle

    Injured in the throes of passion?

    My mate at work, as been limping and walking around all today,and yesterday due the mammoth session which involved" rabid copulation" that took place with his partner on Monday. He told me this morning that basically he feels that in the throws of passion he felt some thing give and as been...
  7. * ORM *

    Worth every penny of the licence fee

    Tonight's One Life on BBC1 - evocative, moving and funny and by far the best hour spent in front of the box for many a moon. Did anyone else watch it. hard to believe it is the same channel that throws our money at complete waster no talents like Graham Norton.
  8. DTS

    Should woman be allowed to drink?

    Last night we had out works office party. Our boss is not flash but he always throws a good bash and last nights was no exception. We went to the Box Wood which is so I am told Gordon Ramseys flag ship restraunt. There was five blokes and three birds all that I work with present. The girls...
  9. weststander

    Only 4 draws so far - 25% chance of TV ???

    Thought i'd be the first to suggest this, but so far there have only been 4 draws and none of the replays look too appealing, perhaps a chance of another skysports visit ??? Swansea v Horsham Southend v Oxford Walsall v Northampton Barnet v Burton Albion Obviously if Chasetown get a draw at...
  10. steveo

    Crazy Game

    As a Bills fans I sky plussed the Monday night game against Dallas. 32nd ranked defence against the no 1 ranked offence. Bills 4th and 6th on thier 1st drive ran a a fake punt for first down. Next drive failed but they punted to the Dallas 2. Dallas, 2 runs for no gain, Romo throws an...
  11. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    A New Dawn

    I wake early. The early morning mist of a Summer’s day is readily burnt by the glowing yellow sun rising over south Suffolk’s gently rolling fields. Next doors much despised cockerel, 300 yards away and out of rifle range, announces the event with gusto. I amble downstairs and let out Shrimper...
  12. Jonny_Stokes


    Oh God. *throws self off cliff* Doomed
  13. ldnfatso

    Econonics in Cows

    Economic Models explained with cows- 2007 update SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State...
  14. DTS

    Receiving a "chocolate finger"

    I was out last Sunday for my best mates birthday drinks. Found a really nice pub down on the seafront and started ploughing into the drinks as you do. There was about 15-20 people and it was a mixed group. By about 6pm the conversation as you would expect turns around to sex. Now one of my...
  15. Who will step up to the challenge

    whaddya think ? Sodje - steps up and (throws in a goal) Freddy - owes us one JCR - will do what he does - Francis - might wobble Hunt - if it starts going against him Riera - does he have what it takes ? Hooper - if he gets on and a couple of touches - .............. the support ...
  16. sufcintheprem


    I had a strange thought earlier today while looking at what Ron Martin said. I made a post on rivals after someone suggested an inferiority complex that it was a brand of realism based on the size of our club. We've only played at this level once in our career and hardly threatened the...
  17. MrB

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death...
  18. TrueBlue

    John Prescott

    Now I know alot of you think this blokes a t%$$&r but tell me this is he not the ONLY HUMAN MP there is? Come on people if you had the chance to have another woman on a plate most of us would crumble! and again in the election before last if sombody throws an egg at you do you...
  19. Jupp

    Apparently Juppy was playing with a painful injury for the last few games, bad enough that he wasn't doing any training, just playing the matches. It was kept quiet so that our opponents wouldn't target him in particular. If true it throws a slightly different light on his performances.
  20. chadded

    Simon Jordan

    This guys a legend. Taken from the Observer: Forget Bruce, trouble starts with true blue Sullivan David Sullivan doesn't like his players. 'They're on £20-30,000 a week and they're not earning it; it makes you resentful,' he says, 'I've reached the stage where I don't like footballers.' Fair...