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  1. Benfleet A1

    The Annual May Day Farce 2015

    Are all you London workers looking forward to the annual disruption so the great unwashed can 'protest' against everything they take for granted any other day of the week? I'm expecting the 'Critical Mass' cyclists/******s to give as many tippers drivers as possible grief by blocking the roads...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • capitalism gran rate starbucks tippers tossers
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. shrimperjon

    East end tossers v Fat prick

    So just to take our minds off the nerves surrounding our game on Saturday. Who on earth would you want to win out of Borient v Fat ****** Utd. As much as I hate the mere thought of that Fat Prick Evans, I just can not support the scum from Birdbrain road.
    • shrimperjon
    • Thread
    • blues english football english soccer essex football eva evans football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league prick real football roots hall scum shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc support surrounding the home of football tossers
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Usual_Suspect

    Crap Friday Sayings

    Some of the most annoying sayings that most of us are bound to hear today from office tossers: 'At least it's a Friday' 'Ohhh nearly the weekend' 'Been a long week, but we're finally here' 'Friday at last'
  4. JoshC

    Facebook

    In the last couple of months this site has become overloaded with people thinking they are the funniest people in the world creating and joining pointless groups, it really gets on my nerves its not clever or funny its so boring now. Groups like lets see if this sausage roll can get more fans...
    • JoshC
    • Thread
    • ched prick sausage tossers
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Uncle Leo

    NME's 50 best albums of the 00s

    NME list Thoughts? Very disappointed not to see "The Decline of British Sea Power" there and not impressed with those overrated tossers from Bloc Party being on there. EDIT - I have 14/50 and one of those is Bloc Party so I'd rather only claim 13.
  6. Rusty Shackleford

    Wet Sham escape again?

    Apologies if this has already been discussed, but I was listening to H&J on Talksport today, and they mentioned that West Ham should have been deducted 10 points because their parent company went into administration, following the precedent of Southampton. Coupled with their good fortune on the...
  7. DTS

    If you could change one thing in life....

    What would it be. Can be work, personal, SUFC anything. Personally I think I would maybe have gone down a differnet career path. Working as an IFA/Mortgage Broker/Anything I can see Financial and make money from is basically an OK living but its all targets. One day as a sales person you are...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • ifa money mortgage qui tossers
    • Replies: 49
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Jonny_Stokes

    They Haunted the Os:

    #2 - Richard Cadette When we take an Orient retrospective from the early to late 1980s you can't help but be overcome with a sense of complete and utter misery. While the nation was tearing itself apart over the miner'sstrike the dear old Os were busy getting themselves relegated to Division...
    • Jonny_Stokes
    • Thread
    • brooks brough cas cashed ched combined didn dimi encounter enjoyed following ford griffin hadn hall holdsworth hoodoo itself league minstermen moore noses overcome pain phrase retrospective roots severe spells sticking stint tannadice tossers trap triumph twenty wasn wells
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  9. Uncle Leo

    Brand disloyalty

    Passing through Heathrow the other day, I saw a lot of adverts for that airline XL. First thought was - "That's the mob who sponsor those tossers West Ham" That then got me thinking - would I avoid putting business their way because of that? I'd certainly not be inclined to go to their website...
    • Uncle Leo
    • Thread
    • adverts airline bra disloyalty heathrow lawn products refuse tossers
    • Replies: 53
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Alex

    Alot of you need to grow up

    Right I have read some of your comments on here about Matt Harrold and your a ****ing joke. From the timing of your posts its clear you didnt go today so how do you know he played crap. He didnt play crap. The rest of the team did. Only Hunt and Harrold put any real effort in. I went today and...
    • Alex
    • Thread
    • ched controlled didn didnt doesnt eastwood encourage freddy eastwood isnt ran rushing suppor support tossers
    • Replies: 83
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Uncle Leo

    Tell you what gets my f**king goat....

    People who yawn in public without shutting their mouths. What makes you think everyone else wants to see down your throat? Tossers. Now take a deep breath James...
  12. Winkle

    Mortage advice?

    Just a quick one I will throw over to all, as some of you have read I am in the process(like many others) of claiming back monies owed to the Mrs and me for unreasonable charges placed on our account over the last five years. The bank involved are the A***y, who also have my Mortage as well Know...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • banking claiming hes isnt money monies mortgage tossers
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Poker

    w&nker w&nker w&nker w&nker f%ckin tossers! Bloody sh!te no good peice of crap game. stupid feckin players calling with sh!te cards only to arse rape me on the river!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      ...
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