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  1. TrueBlue

    GTA V details....

    The first of many GTAV previews to come starts today with Game Informer's article hitting the digital newsstand. Continue reading below for our bullet pointed summary of all the important and interesting facts, and discuss further on GTA Forums: General Information: There are 3 playable...
  2. Essex Hurricane Appeal

    ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Thursday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area...
  3. * ORM *

    National Express rocks !

    I hope all those defectors from C2 are enjoying the journey on our crowded, comparitively ancient and non a/c trains today. Sharon and Tracy talking about their sex lives haven't found their way onto my carriage fortunately. If this unexploded bomb has been there 60 years why the big panic...
  4. OldBlueLady

    A Quiz for Thursday (rather than the Thursday Quiz!)

    Right, same rules as last week, open to all and Hils, if you do have one planned please accept my apologies for putting this one up: 1. In what year did Einstein formulate the theory of Relativity? 2. From which country does the mazurka originate? 3. Which former SUFC player was born in...
  5. Southend Airport for sale

    By Tracy Alloway Jan. 28 (Bloomberg) -- London Southend airport, 40 miles east of the U.K. capital, has been put up for sale by Regional Airports Ltd., which says the airfield has the potential to be a major terminal for the southeast of England. The Hook, England-based airport...
  6. New station at the Airport?

    Anyone know where the new station is going to be? By Tracy Alloway Oct. 19 (Bloomberg) -- London Southend airport, 40 miles east of the U.K. capital, is counting on the 2012 Olympics, a longer runway and faster travel to the city's financial district to help boost traffic 60-fold over the...
  7. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
  8. Xàbia Shrimper

    Chav Town

    Prompted by another poster, here it is : "That Chav hasn't originated in Southend comes as a great shock to me. The town has a feature the chavster finds irresistable, a 'seafront'. That this doesn't actually front the sea, but rather the estuary of the moving cesspool that...
  9. Napster

    Chav towns.co.uk

    Southend-on-Sea (The Place To Be) _POSTEDON Saturday, December 18 @ 20:17:12 GMT by SimonA [ Edit | Delete ] SimonA _WRITES "That Chav hasn't originated in Southend comes as a great shock to me. The town has a feature the chavster finds irresistable, a 'seafront'. That...
  10. The Artful Shrimper

    C*Nts Corner

    Whilst reading the Evening Standard there is a piece regarding Damien Hirst selling a few pharmacy cabinets for a cool million. Whilst not being a philistine to decide what is art or not, though I remember the strange day when. , Whilst working at the Tate Gallery I noticed a chap sitting on his...
  11. Napster

    Toughest quiz of the year

    average score is 2 (I think I've got 4). From the Guardian: "Scire ubi aliquid invenire possis, ea demum maxima pars eruditionis est" 1. In 1903: 1 who founded the WSPU? 2 what speed limit was imposed on motor cars? 3 who was the Sublime Paralytic, who died of cholera? 4 whose weekly...