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  1. Stats

    Registering A Trademark

    Could anyone from this good board point me in the right direction for registering a trademark. Many thanks Stats x
  2. Peter Clarke

    After viewing via BBc our defending on Sat it hardly seems fair to say that I did have a chuckle when watching the ball sail over Peter's head for the Posh fourth on Sat, plus a trademark last ditch slide in for their third. Peter was never less than wholly committed and when teamed with DD...
  3. manor15

    Battle Of The SUFC Legends - The Final - Stan Collymore vs Steve Tilson

    Here it is. It's the big one. The final of the Battle of the SUFC Legends. You have 48 hours to vote for who, in your opinion, is more of an SUFC legend. Remember to vote in the third place play-off between Kevin Maher and Chris Powell which will only be open for 24 hours. Let voting commence...
  4. manor15

    Battle Of The SUFC Legends - Semi Final - Stan Collymore vs Kevin Maher

    Vote for who you think is more of an SUFC legend in the next 48 hours. I had typed up a big summary thing only for the connection to go and then when it came back refreshing the page deleting everything so I'll try to type it up later. Stan Collymore (number11's man won group E with 81 votes...
  5. manor15

    Battle Of The SUFC Legends - Quarter Final - Freddy Eastwood vs Stan Collymore

    Vote for who you want to win. Voting closes in 24 hours. Freddy Eastwood (Easily won the Group of Death, Group G, securing 62 votes before beating Darryl 58-7. Graysblue.jr's choice scored his first goal in 7.7 seconds, scoring a debut hat trick before scoring 53 (according to wiki) goals in...
  6. Fabulous Fabiano Foils Fat Faker

    National hero, cheating midget, the worlds greatest, bloated drug addict, national coach, and now, the man responsible for almost failing to qualify Argentina for next years World Cup. No, this isn't the Newcastle team sheet for next weekend, this is the rap sheet for Diego Maradona. Going into...
  7. manor15

    Battle Of The SUFC Legends - Last 16 - David Crown vs Stan Collymore

    Vote for who you want to win. Voting closes at midnight. David Crown (Supported by Tarquin Fauntleroy he won group D with 49 votes. David joined Blues in November 1987 after a career with Walthamstow Avenue, Brentford, Portsmouth, Reading and Cambridge. A hard working skilful striker, Dave was...
  8. Ayrshire Blue

    Pre-Match Thread Ayrshire Blue's Tranmere Preview.

    Southend United vs Tranmere Rovers
14/2/2009 Despite more snow this week, The game against Tranmere Rovers looks set to go ahead. Southend have had a two week break due the postponements of games against Scunthorpe United and Swindon Town. Southend will be boosted by the return to fitness of...
  9. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Stan Collymore

    The next man up for election to the Southend United Hall of Fame is Stanley Victor Collymore. I think Stan might be the first man to divide opinion sufficiently to have a few no votes. After all, longevity is one of the criteria and Stan only graced a Southend shirt thirty-three times and...
  10. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 3 - Canada Shrimper

    This week, John from Canada takes part in the interview with an exile chat. The following picture is from his latest trip over to Southend for the Swindon game: 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Been out of the country for 10 years less 8 months in the middle 2) Why did you...
  11. Slipperduke

    Beware Belarus

    The Fabio Capello roadshow rolls into Minsk tonight with England endeavouring to make it four from four in Belarus. Few could have foreseen such a confident start to the World Cup qualifying campaign but, despite the promising progress, question marks still remain. Firstly there is the...
  12. Slipperduke

    West Sham

    Sometimes in life, when faced with inexplicable stupidity, there is a temptation to assume that perhaps it is you who is being stupid. When Steve McClaren decided to play long-ball to Michael Owen and Wayne Rooney in Russia last year, I briefly toyed with the theory that maybe, with his years of...
  13. Slipperduke

    Arsenal Put Plenty Past Twente

    Crisis? What crisis? Arsenal's early season jitters were massaged away last night with a comfortably comprehensive victory over FC Twente that secured their place in the group stages of the Champions League. In today's hyper-sensitive, overly-neurotic game, it doesn't take much to put that 'c'...
  14. Slipperduke

    Cristiano Ronaldo's endorsement

    I interviewed Ron Harris, the legendary Chelsea defender, at Stamford Bridge once and it was a real eye-opener. As we sat, drinking coffee and chatting about Jose Mourinho, people walked past with their eyes on stalks. Fathers could be overheard telling their sons, "That's Ron Harris, that is...
  15. Slipperduke

    Avram Grant’s so-called press conference

    When I saw the transcript of Avram Grant’s so-called press conference I wondered what all the fuss was about. That’s what he’s always like. Not for nothing does he always dress in black. Every Chelsea game I’ve covered this season, and for my sins there have been many, he shuffles into the room...
  16. The Flying Scotsman

    ShrimperZone FC 1 - Meet the Players

    Ahead of this weekends final taking place on Sunday (2.30 ko) at Burroughs Park (home of Great Wakering FC), it's time to take a look at the squad which helped the Zone achieve promotion in record time, and which now have their sights set on lifting the famous Andy Ward Section G Trophy. It...
  17. Slipperduke

    Dr Ramos' Football Surgery

    For Tottenham Hotspur, the last four months have been like one of those celebrity makeover programmes on the television. Tottenham trudged into Dr Ramos’ Football Surgery back in October looking overweight, haggard and drawn. Now, after weeks of detailed appraisal and then a flurry of cutting...
  18. Sean 2

    Just a suggestion

    Ok,don't batter me with neg-rep over this but think of it as a possible improvement for the team. We need Sodge's aerial ability.He had a rest last week and a chance to reflect on the bench,fair enough.But ask yourself,who's the best partner for him in the middle? For me,it's got to be the one...
  19. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    HULL HUMBLE HOSTS IN HALLOWEEN HORROR Southend hit rock bottom as they yet again conceded three goals at home to gift fellow strugglers Hull the points on a chilly Halloween evening. In a poor encounter, it was obvious that both sides lacked quality and confidence as the opening exchanges saw...
  20. Col Ewe vs Southend - Match Report

    Match report from yesterday’s game. Collis – seemed very confident and was communicating well with the back four but had no chance with the goal which went in off the post from Guy’s excellent strike.  Collis’ handling was good throughout as was his distribution. Collis pulled off a fantastic...