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  1. Slipperduke

    England Preview

    WHAT’S THE MAIN FOCUS FOR ENGLAND? Here in the UK, we’re all still stuck in the mire of what has inevitably been dubbed ‘BridgeGate’. You might think that weeks of press speculation, pages of gossip, one sacking, one resignation and one very publicly snubbed handshake would be enough to satiate...
  2. RobM

    For you guitarist types

    I have bought from e-bay the bits to assemble a Fender Strat'. From a conversation with my on, we decided that Strat's are colour coded according to their owners. e.g black - Eric Clapton white - Hendrix red - Hank Marvin. Mine is navy blue (coincidentally!) What colours do you associate...
  3. southend4ever

    Adrian Clarke - SMS

    I was not aware that Adrian set up the SMS service!! Good luck to the fellow: http://soccerlens.com/interview-with-former-arsenal-and-southend-player-adrian-clarke/3768/ Although, this interview seems to disapper 5 seconds after loading so I will copy and paste for those interested. Soccerlens...
  4. DTS

    Question For the clever accountant types.

    Right, Can someone help me - Its tax return time and as usual I have left it to the last minutes despite me doing the wives in November last year. 1) In the 2008-2009 tax year I was employed so am I right in thinking that my employer would have paid all my tax due on my behalf (They were a big...
  5. steveo

    I Phone users

    New Google I phone app. This is a free app and is basically Google but works from voice recognition. Ive tried about 10 different things and its been spot on every time. I would imagine we are not far away form a phone that types text messages from voice commands, unless there is already one...
  6. OldBlueLady

    Barnard & McCormack

    Something that's been pointed out on SOL which hadn't occurred to me, but maybe has to some of you more cynical types - by sitting out Saturday would NOT be cup tied were they to leave in January. Oh dear, I feel quite gloomy. :darkcloud:
  7. DTS

    Question Which Blues player would you least like to room with.

    Personally I think my worst nightmare would be Ian Joyce. I am sure he is a really nice family guy by all accounts but I can just see him being one of those annoying American types that want to tell you all about how great New Jersey is and all this god bless america bollocks. I can also see...
  8. Napster

    Happy 44th Birthday

    Guess the player from this interview from an old programme "May ambition is to play in the Premier League with Southend" " I live in Tooting...I have a varied taste in music and I like most types, but I cannot stand heavy metal" "Favourite position - having just won my place back in the first...
  9. Pale Blue Dot

    the rules of lighter theft

    Here below are the official rules of stealing other people's lighters. Although stealing lighters is despicable and morally wrong, it is always going to happen whether it be an accident or you're going all out to steal it.So I have written the OFFICIAL rules of stealing lighters so we all have a...
  10. Slipperduke

    Tubby Alan Wiley

    There's no room for sentiment in football. Alan Wiley should remind himself of that this morning when he hauls himself out of bed and trudges to the mirror. He'll suck in his gut and puff out his chest, he'll flex his arms and stiffen his chin, he'll even do that thing where you try and lift...
  11. lame question... help needed!

    anyone know which highstreet store sells these types of bags? i'm moving house (again) and my parents took my bags so I need to get some to stick all my clothes and crap in. would buy them off ebay but want them for tomorrow preferably...
  12. DTS

    Question Who does the food shopping in your house.

    Lads, I am at a crossroads. Mrs DtS and I have until recently done the food shopping as a joint effort. We rarely go and do a massive shop rather we go once a week and get stuff for the week. However it has come to my attention that if Mrs DtS goes on her own that we come back with so much...
  13. steveo

    Fish

    Ive got a nice Koi pond in the garden but fancied having a tank indoors. I know absolutely nothing about fish but understand there are freshwater types or marine salt water types. I have a spot where the tank would go, approx 5 foot long, 1 foot wide and up to 4 foot high. Any fish experts...
  14. TrueBlue

    Supported the zone!!!

    Right well I was looking through the zone shop links and I went over to http://www.naturalinstinct.co.uk/ anway long and short of it I purchased a male sex toy for a laugh see how it feels so I have gone and purchased a 'Flip Hole'...
  15. Chairman's Blog - 24th March

    Chairman's Blog As promised the Club’s media department has sifted through all the emails received to date and amalgamated these into the most frequently asked questions including some unusual ones. I am told that some of the emails have been paraphrased but I am sure they include the gist. I...
  16. CC51DAS

    Its time Lionel Sharples Penrose got more recognition

    Here is a sample of his work : The Colchester Survey, 1931–38TOP Penrose, the man The Colchester Survey, 1931–38 Down syndrome, other aneuploidy,... Paternal age effects Mental illness, 1939–45 The Galton Chair, 1945–65 The Kennedy-Galton Centre,... LITERATURE CITED...
  17. Network Types...

    Southminster, Bob Crachitt... anyone....Is this an ok design for a small office? I'm a bit crap with Networking I'm afraid!
  18. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 5 - SpanishShrimper

    This week, Nick (SpanishShrimper), from Spain answers the questions. I haven't had the time to check his answers, so hope there is nothing too embarrassing etc. that shouldn't be here.... :unsure: 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Well technically, since I left the Southend area...
  19. Benfleet A1

    I may have dropped a bollock

    Flight details were wrong so sat around the airport for ages gagging for a fag. Finally arrived in Berlin and had the myth dispelled that Germans were quite the friendly types. Not here my friends for I am in the old East Berlin and they are not nice. My suspicions were aroused when a fight...
  20. Mad Cyril

    Best / Most wanted Power Tools.

    I was reading the Screwfix catalogue last night looking for Xmas presents and found myself wishing I had more power tools. The best power tool I own is a De Walt cordless drill which I simply could not do without. I often find myself nodding towards builder types with De Walt cases and massive...
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