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  1. Sean 2

    Trouble at Edgeley Park ground.

    Our next opponents at the 'Hall,Stockport County,had an eventful day yesterday. Playing Oldham at home in their 3-1 win,Oldham scoring first and scenes of joyous celebration amongst the Latic's away support to which a response of AKA "go away" from the County fans.In reply the Latic's came back...

  2. More West Ham grief?

    Just as America seems to have bailed itself out of the credit crunch, it seems that the entire country of Iceland is in verge of going bankrupt! The country owns nine times it's gross domestic product and the Icelandic government has no money to bail out teetering Icelandic banks. Of course a...
  3. MrB

    BT Stats

    From the developers blog: There are 1,996 coaches who do not have any player assigned to them. These are employed by 446 managed teams. There are still 75 managed teams who have more than 10 coaches. Of all the coaches employed by managed teams, 34% are batting coaches, 32% are bowling...

  4. How far are you from the top?

    Obviously doesn't apply to those self employed types, but I've just worked out that I am only 6 steps away from being the Chairman of Notwork Rail. So how far are you up that greasy pole Shrimperzone people? How long before you can dress like Gordon Gecko, slam the table, and expect to call...
  5. J

    Iraq/Afghanistan

    Ok, i will warn you now, this is gonna be a long post. It has all originated from a lengthy discussion i had today when i was at lunch with one of my best mates. He's just come back from his 2nd tour of Afghan and has done 1 tour in Iraq. He has been in the army 4 years, so pretty much has had 6...
    • J
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    • afghanistan army bin blairs coalition compensation conversation deaths deed disrespectful eating finds ish islamic knobs laden officers properly recruitment sandy suppor support tasks types wardens warn
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Battle of the beers - suggestions please!

    I'm not going to add a poll as there are so many different types. What is shrimperzone's favuorite beer? I'm a lager man man myself. But away from that it depends on the mood. I like the new Fosters especially, the one in the silver tin.

  7. Roll on August 9th

    Roll on the new season, Donny was fantastic, thanks to all at sufc and the trust for organising transport. Read most of the threads on here, yeah tilly selection was puzzling, is moussa better than black, how can you compare? they are different types of players and should not be compared, ones...

  8. HELP... Bumfluff beards

    Admittedly I'm probably out of touch with todays 'yoof', but when and where the hell did this bumfluff beard thing come into fashion. When I was at school it was only 13yr old asians who sported this kind of thing, but now it seems rife, and they seem to be popping up everywhere. A young steward...

  9. This Makes for Interesting Reading...

    The 50 Highest Earning Footballers at the moment. A few points, notice the matching wage of Terry/Lampard... those types of "I have to be joint top earner" deals make me sick... and, Darren Bent? £95k? I want his agent.
  10. Winkle

    School discos!

    My son who recently turned 15 asked me recently what sort of music I listened to when I was his age. This got remanicing,THE SCHOOL DISCO I am very middle of the road when it comes to music and basically like all different types of music but the songs listed below remind me that the days of 10...

  11. Chess

    Any of you Facebook types fancy a game of Chess? No doubt Abs is like Gary Kasparov and can whip me at that as well... :headbang:
  12. RobM

    Own goal?

    When did we last benefit from a corking own goal? Not one of those weedy deflection types but a ripping net-buster?
  13. callan

    Last nights homework

    I'm starting to wonder what is going on with our education system, last week my youngest daughter brought home a certificate saying she was proficient in ten different types of massage technique....handy for a six year old. My Thirteen year old won a prize in a painting competition despite the...
    • callan
    • Thread
    • brough gest ish learning olds pain taught teacher twenty two minutes types
    • Replies: 63
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. * ORM *

    Pitch and orders

    Some months ago someone either PMd or posted a great doc listing best batters/bowlers for diff pitch types. I'd like either that or more urgently best bowlers and orders on a OD flat for a must win game tomorrow
  15. DoDTS

    Blues News

    I went to catch my normal train from Rayleigh this morning, and there was a bloke dishing out free papers, nothing unusual except he was wearing a Southend shirt and the paper wasn't the"Metro" but the latest edition of "Bluies News". Well I was really impressed surrounded by all these suited...

  16. My current top five hates

    After England's great result last night and the fact that it's only Thursday, i'm in a negative mood today (could you tell?). So, here are my top five things to hate at the moment and why... 1. Facebook. Fed up of people talking about it. I'm pretty much the only person out of my friends who...
    • Shrimper James
    • Thread
    • bbc ell fro ive mis mistakes types
    • Replies: 139
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. * ORM *

    Sad people on trains

    Two 30 plus types both playing PSPs and comparing scores. Marginally worse than the full blast ipod merchants. Now I'm sitting next to two sad girlies on the tube spouting sheite
  18. fatshrimp

    Laptop question

    Help please. I gather there are some IT types on here and any help / assistance would be greatly appreciated. I'm thinking of buying my wife a Laptop to replace her old PC. I know very very little about computers and, as I've recently changed jobs, I don't know the guys in our helpdesk...
    • fatshrimp
    • Thread
    • advised compatible computers disk hanks jobs kee loading money music types
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Slipperduke

    Free online music

    'ere, you young and trendy types? Where can I listen to music online for free? My usual favourite www.pandora.com is playing silly buggers* and XFM Online is playing too many damn adverts. I can't get my online music library to work** and I'm lost, floundering in the silence. Any ideas? * -...
  20. pickledseal

    An appeal for your help...

    Dear All... As some of you already know, This July, I will be traveling to the Tigray region of Ethiopia with CAFOD, to work with disadvantaged children. The duration of my assignment will be for six weeks, during which time I shall be working within a local community at a school in Mekelle...
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    • aids arrange cos curly develop electronic equipped essex featuring fitted fitting fur gain generosity hes ive musician photography posted religion resources schools snakes sports teacher types vulnerable worker
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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