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  1. Shrimpers Trust do tonight

    In a moment of madness I bought a ticket for tonight's players' awards do in the Shrimpers Club. I've not been to one since the Dick Bate season when I noticed Chris Ramsey drank rather alot, so what's it like,is anyone else going? I know the big do is the ball on Saturday when the rich types...
  2. The Watermill Wino

    Ron on the BBC Essex this morning.

    Was full of praise for us fans and has said that we're not in a postion to off load players as Southend are a club that" MAKES a profit". He also seemed genuinely desperate to give the fans something to cheer about for next season, he with Tilly are looking to bring in 6 or 7 new players, some...
  3. Sean 2

    To those who went to Hull........

    Our fellow 'zoners are asking us if we're fit to wear the scarf. They say we spout bile and hatred. They say if we don't like losing we should f**k off & watch Chelsea. They say they can't believe the negativity on here. They say there is a new load of Wiggy types. Please post if you agree...
  4. Daniel Johnson

    As I'm on a sicky of sorts today, I just watched the documentary: The Devil and Daniel Johnston which was pretty amazing, however I couldn't decide whether I thought his music was genius or absolute toss. I know there's some pretty with-it music types on here so I was wondering if anyone's...
  5. The Turpinator

    Free Stuff!!!

    I don't know if many of you will have come across these types of sites but there are websites that give away free things, such as games consoles, iPods, etc. just for you signing up to one of the available offers then referring others to do the same. These sites ARE genuine & have been featured...
  6. Reading Shrimper

    The Next Phase

    So...now that we have planning permission... What's the next phase? Maybe one of our knowledgeable resident town planner-types can advise us on what Ron will be doing now, what the next steps are and when (if all goes to plan) bulldozers will be on site?
  7. Hockley_Blues

    The 10 types of drunken testing

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...
  8. pickledseal

    Legalising Prostitution

    After more bodies keep being found, and the usual debate evolves on here about capital punishment (sorry but *yawn*), I thought I would take it in another direction... George Bernard Shaw was once quoted as saying that the original Jack the Ripper did what scores of socialists had failed to...
  9. fbm

    To the Doubters

    This is not a "fishing" thread, or intended to antagonise or re-open exactly the same types of thread we've had in the last week or so. But, people like CS J, TonytheKray, Trueblue and everyone else calling for Tillys head, I would be really interested in your honest and sensible responses to...
  10. Banksy

    Midfield

    Look, Don't blame the guys up front. Personally I think the midfield is where we are not good enough. Maher needs support. Gutteridge has not cut the mustard at this level and Hunt is more of a defensive midfielder come sweeper. We need Dennis Wise/ Paul Ince types in the middle but...
  11. Banksy

    Midfield

    Look, Don't blame the guys up front. Personally I think the midfield is where we are not good enough. Maher needs support. Gutteridge has not cut the mustard at this level and Hunt is more of a defensive midfielder come sweeper. We need Dennis Wise/ Paul Ince types in the middle but...
  12. J

    People you hate

    for me, it's mainly types of people, instead of actual examples.. 1.Paedophiles, bullies and cowards, 2.terrorists, cowards, 3.Benefit babes, grab grab grab.. 4.Grunger thingies.. soap dodgers, and blokes wearing make up 5.Murderers, no right to take someone elses life 6.Female Liberists...
  13. Kent Shrimper

    Camcorder Help

    As we all know the Pub @ SZ is somewhat awash with knowledge so here is my plea. I am off on my Honeymoon in November and me and the good lady shall be going on Safari and then to Mauritius. We would obvioulsy like a constant reminder of our trip so have decided to stick a Camcorder on the...
  14. Disabled Supporters Club Response

    “The Club has not had reason recently to become involved in the message board but the messages over the last few days concerning disabled supporters have prompted the Club to make the following known. During last season demand from the disabled for seats in the ground was at an all time high...
  15. Chin Up

    Don’t worry people.  We are still in a fantastic position and must still be favourites to win this poxy league.  There isn’t a team in this division who wouldn’t swap places with us.   Although we have made it difficult, I'm confident we will be fine. Some Facts If Col Ewe and Brentford...
  16. Interpol Shrimper

    Eastwood

    Bit of a strange one this as I'm not one for the "Player X is the new Player Y" arguments but I caught most of Football Years on Sky Three last night & it was the 81/82 season when Liverpool won the league (despite being 12th at Xmas) & the Milk Cup. Anyway, this was Ian...
  17. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Would you buy Byfield?

    not on strength of todays showing. he looked as though he could do it, but wasn't really interested. we've had enough of those types at The Hall in the past.
  18. southend4ever

    jay smith

    i think jay should start tomorrow evening and get a run of games. he has class in midfield. definitely rotation in this area of the pitch would be good for different games as we have different types of players but give the little fella a run.
  19. saturday was sent to test me.

    The plan was simple, get up, go to Tescos, eat brekkie read paper have poo, walk to train station, catch train, get Tilbury - Gravesend ferry, catch another train, have a few pints, see game, dance in street, have a few more pints and come home in the mood for love. FAT CHANCE!!! Got up and...
  20. Good for the site

    Is it me or are there quite a few new posters here lately? Great news as the site is getting some exposure from somewhere resulting in more Blues fans joining in the fun here. Nice to see some friendly and relaxed posting too and not the usual slagging off, aka wiggy types.
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