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underpants

  1. Benfleet A1

    Question Underpants

    Moving on from OBL's bra question, how many of the chaps on here turn their undercrackers inside out to get an extra weeks wear out of them?
  2. Benfleet A1

    Films that mapped your youth.

    I have got Quadrophenia on the box at the moment which never siezes to entertain me but it got me thinking. When it came out the mod revival was in full swing and as an stroppy short haired, button down Ben Sherman, Staypressed strids and Hush Puppies wearing trend setter, 'Quad' was my bible...
  3. Things aint that bad at RH after all

    Reading this you realise things aint too bad at SUFC, this is an actual letter sent to Grimsby Town by a fan after a game this season, read on its very good........ Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude...
  4. Shrimper

    Grimsby rant

    :D Absolutely brilliant.
  5. Kenny

    Soccer AM

    we just got a big mention as they just did a brief feature on Anthony Grant and his very very shiny underpants.
  6. MrB

    Similies/Metaphors

    Seen this before but still makes me chuckle. May have to try to use a few of these in every day life, especially No. 30. 1. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer 3...
  7. Winkle

    Penis Enlargments!

    Right just for the kickoff (I dont need one ) but If i was to circumvent my underpants and was found wanting in the " trouser department" would I ever contemplate having a penis enlargement? I was watching tv in bed last night and there was a programme about this very same thing, with some guy...
  8. Winkle

    A very funny story!

    This is tale I heard from a few years back from a work colleague who used to be an Ambulance driver in kent, it still makes me laugh to this day. I will set the seen as he told me! He was called out to an emergency where a Kneighbour had heard cries of help coming from the garages next door to...
  9. Winkle

    How far would you go for a million pounds?

    Me and the Mrs was talking last night about what you could do for a million pounds and surprisingly the conversation got quite, how do you say it, involved. Lets get the main question out of the way, NO I wouldnt become an a**e bandit but a snog, maybe because a million pounds would set you up...
  10. Interpol Shrimper

    My Trip to Germany

    I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will...
  11. ldnfatso

    Theo's Holiday!

    By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2 I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant...
  12. Remaming fixtures

    ..., current points and goal difference: Yeovil (77pts, +21 GD) Southend (A) Lincoln (H) Southend (77pts +20 GD) Yeovil (H) Grimsby (A) Scunthorpe (76pts +23 GD) Bristol Rovers (H) Shrewsbury (A) Swansea (74 pts +17GD) Shrewsbury (H) Bury(A) A few thoughts: - Shrewsbury are now our second...
  13. * ORM *

    Oh Boy !!!!!!!!!

    Could be a very interesting table indeed after this Saturday's fixtures - even if we only manage a point at Oxford. Maher was awesome tonight. I didn't see it obviously but I have damp underpants.
  14. * ORM *

    Immense

    Forget the referee, forget Darryl and let's focus on everything from last night that demonstrates why it's sometimes fantastic to be a Shrimper. 1) The performance. Dominated the first half until the sending off. A bit cagey for 10 minutes of the second half but after that were simply...
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