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  1. Rob Noxious

    The simple joys (that probably only make sense when you're 50)

    It seems that the older I get, the keener I am to preserve what's still good about life in this battered island. An example ... went into a pub in Penzance earlier this evening to check out whether it would be a good place to see some World Cup action in approximately 11 weeks' time. I'd been...
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    • everyday finishing hall kee music penzance refugee roots smokers uns
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. TrueBlue

    Todays Flutter

    All to Win.... Birmingham to beat Wolves Chelsea to beat Arsenal Celtic to beat Dunfermline Inter Milan to beat Cagliari Lazio to beat Catania Marseille to beat Valenciennes £10 retuns me £123.50
  3. The General

    Week 3 - OD game 3

    I take on the unbeaten EGV and they look unstoppable so far having chased down 260 on OD1 with 5 overs left on a cracked surface on a cloudy and humid day and then on OD2 racked up 310+ on a Green surface, again on a cloudy and humid day and bowled the oppo out for less than 60. Tomorrow sees...
  4. Stats

    SZone Darts Tournament - Saturday 10th April

    I have spoken to Riley's in Leigh and the above is provisonal. The date is one of the very few I'm available from now until end of May. SUFC terms its on the day we goto Leeds Utd but assume most wont be going to this anyway. Gives everyone a couple of months to practice and sort out...
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    • apri assume music rotate unprofessional uns
    • Replies: 99
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 2-2 Huddersfield Town

    Thought there were a lot of positives today which outweighed the negatives. IMO it was 2 points dropped (which is bitterly dissapointing) but considering we were playing a highly rated team, i think we performed very well and controlled/dominated proceedings for large portions of the game...
  6. hindle_666

    Season Long Loans!

    Now as the start of the season is just over a month away and permanant signings seeming more unlikely who would you like to see us go for on a long term loan or a free. Short term loans are also ok but not to many because we can come unstuck mid season like last year. So which players would you...
  7. Slipperduke

    Tyne Is Running Out

    Newcastle United are going down. Whatever you read in the press, whatever club sources say on the website, they are circling the drain ready to be sucked down into the Championship. There is no hope on Tyneside anymore. Their supporters, more than anyone else at the club, realise that this is...
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    • acted army arrogance attract ched cunning dre easier failing faul finishing gbp heaven hideous mistakes money perception sentence sucked suitable town transfers uns wasn youth
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  8. BoyWonder2

    FAO Mr Peter Clarke

    I know some people on here have good connections at the Club, and that some Club officials read this forum so I was hoping this will get passed onto Peter Clarke if at all possible. Clarke, First of all, I was the bloke in the white adidas jumper in East Reds that had a pop at you, and others...
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    • adidas afford bear lesser money qui ran shirt support tunnel uns wasn wish wouldn
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. M@CC@ 16

    Change of formation

    Why don't we try a 4-3-3 (i know all our strikers are sicknotes): ------------------------Joyce-------------------- Francis-------New CB-------Barrett------New LB ---------------Moussa--------JFC---------------- -----------------------Macca---------------------...
  10. Slipperduke

    He Doesn't Want To Go!

    Have you ever been stood at a bar patiently waiting to be served a drink, only to see everyone else around you get theirs first? Or in a meeting, continually making points that no-one acknowledges? If so, you know what it is to be Kaka this week. The poor boy must be convinced that he's become...
  11. Hawkwell Blue

    Question How Long?

    Assuming we do lose tonight and also if, as is quite likely, we come unstuck up at Stockport how long before the usual suspects call for Tilson's head. Notice they have been conspicuous by their absence lately.
  12. duncan bulgaria

    Is This Wrong

    TALKING OF CREDIT CRUNCH SAVINGS ...We Went out for a few beers up town the other night and upon walking into a decent bar some lairy prick with champers in his hand was shout at some bird to get them in ( not out for a change ) and shouted his tab number at her . Now , me and my pal being the...
  13. canveyshrimper

    Stand up Comedy

    Ok fellow Zoners, I've been asked to do a stand up comedy routine for a New Years Party. They want me to do a routine for about 20 minutes or so and my reward will be that I will be fed and watered all night (which sounds fine by me). However I have doubts whether to do it or not, although I've...
  14. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 1 - Aberdeen Shrimper

    The life of an SUFC exile can be a lonely one at times - and one which is a difficult existence to understand for some. I thought by setting up this weekly thread, we would get the opportunity to get to know some of the exiled posters on SZ a bit better. This week, Aberdeen Shrimper goes under...
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    • anto bbq bleed booze bra brough especially hall hanks ian benjamin icke imo introduced lived lonely lover naturally niece qui roots sammy sarah shadow shirt shoes smithy southminster spread supplier test tilly travels uns vanessa
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Slipperduke

    Boo-Boys Blight Effective England

    With three wins out of three and a new-found ability to pass the ball about on the ground, the Fabio Capello revolution is gradually gaining momentum. A surprisingly perky Kazakhstan team were eventually swept aside at Wembley, crushed 5-1 with a late flurry of goals. The dark days of the former...
    • Slipperduke
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    • boast caused ched dedicated dominance eager emphatic enjoyed faul icke installed minority money rea revert significant ski speedy stalled support tasks unjust uns urgency wasn worthy
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  16. best games you have ever seen live.

    my top 5. 1/ united at the hall....nuff said 2/ circa 1970 orient v chelsea,think this was an FA cup game with brisbane road busting at the seams with 33,000 crammed inside,chelsea were coasting at 2 0 when the orient hit back to win 3 2. 3/circa 1971 tilbury v leatherhead ,leatherhead...

  17. we're here because we're here because we're here ......

    and I don't think theres any available affordable players out there who we can get in to improve things .... so here we are with a very young team full of raw talent and unlimited potential trying to exist in a very tough professional league - and on Saturday they got done - not least because...
  18. callan

    Interview with a zoner part 5.

    Canvey shrimper is our latest interviewee known to some also as Harry, but back in the 70's when terrace violence was at its height he was known as Malcolm the Teapot, a name that would strike terror into opposition fans. Q. Share with us your experiences of the terrace violence that was so...
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    • afford bake boreham creams deed didn discover doesnt elton fro hall hanks lawn macintosh numbered pulled terror uns wogan
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Phippsy

    November!

    Right i need some serious shrimperzone help here, my gf and i have booked 2 weeks off early november to have a last minute break somewhere warm. Now this is where i come unstuck...I have never been away that late in the year and was wondering if any zoners could reccomend somewhere with some...
  20. DTS

    Your worst stalker ever.....

    Watched some programme about some stalker who shot his ex-bird of three weeks in Harvey Nicks last night and it got me thniking about my own worst stalker. When I was 18 I worked for a company called Unijet who were tour operators who have seen been brought out by First Choice. Like most first...
    • DTS
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    • bombing booze brough ched didn didnt dreadful dts foo hadn hanks jobs kiss operators pulled teenage uns
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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