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  1. Important announcement about SZ posting etiquette

    Following a build up of complaints over the last couple of months from Zone users, the owners of the board wish to publish a clear policy with regard to posting etiquette on ShrimperZone which focuses on the needs of the majority, and encourages input from the widest spectrum of users...
    • shrimpadmin
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    • accessible ant ban cases congregate discretion following fur individuals itself publish rack spoils suppor support sz beer club uns wish
    • Replies: 213
    • Forum: Area 51

  2. Roots Hall - the final days - a Live music festival

    so if such a thing were to happen ....... who would play .... ??? I would start off with a few obvious old uns. Alison Moyet .... ..... Alf, Yazoo etc. Dr Feelgood Eddie and the Hotrods but there must be more....

  3. Shrimperzone Party, Port Vale game

    Ok, how do we all fancy about a party/BBQ after the final (well hopefully not) league match of the season? Somewhere child friendly so those with young 'uns can attend? Be nice to see familiar faces & not so familiar ones and (hopefully!) celebrate our upcoming playoff matches! Aberdeen Dave...

  4. Ronaldos Free-Kick

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7219291.stm I have to agree... apart from Roberto Carlos's one in Le Tournoi, Beckhams against Greece and Freddy against United, I can't think of a better free-kick. absolutely stunning and completely unstoppable.
  5. wiggy

    Wiggy's ratings!

    Flavs 6 two high claims, one good low stop, good distribution apart from 2 wayward ones, just seen goal again and unstopable! Hammel 6 ok at times, not so good others Hunt 4 looks a very weak link as soon as he's up against anyone decent, totally shown up for the JCR goal Barrett 6 not bad but...

  6. Hartlepool V SUFC Official Match thread

    Quite excited about tonights game ..but also think we may come unstuck....Here's hoping I am proved wrong ... Don't forget the Zone Chatroom tonight Chaps. :)

  7. MK's post Christmas Indie Club

    Post Christmas & NY back to work blues, so you can't be a bit of 1991's Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine......... Bit of Southend tie in as it mentions Leigh on Sea.... Enjoy..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM__XvVDvH4
  8. DTS

    Are Stir Frys much cop?

    Got back to Mrs DtS last night after a long day at work. Mrs DtS kindly said she would cook while I made a few work calls. I had had a realy crap day so she said she would do a special one. As I made call after call to loads of totally unmortgageable customers my mouth began to salivate. In...
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    • dts pork suprise uns
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. The Big Shrimp

    KT Tunstall-Yes or No

    I still can't decide if I fancy her or not. I like the way she moves, but there's something very odd about her face!! The base question is, do you fancy her or not?
  10. Mad Cyril

    Kids jobs.

    When I was 17 I used to get paid £80 for 12 hours kitchen work (cooking for nuns and old people) at Nazareth House back in 1990. At the time this was more than enough to keep me in fags, booze, Rebel MC records and explosive fibres sweatsuits. It virtually doubled the income I received as a...
    • Mad Cyril
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    • booze cooking fags jobs qui stealing towels uns
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Two New Signings for Shrimpers

    Could be we have found one of the 4 bids we put in last weekend? Two young 'uns sign
  12. Colchester and proud!

    Good luck Saturday lads!

    I think you boys will win on Saturday, Barnsley seem to have their injury problems at the minute so with home advantage I expect you to win. We will be doing our best to help of course with a win at Hull, but I have a feeling we may come unstuck there, we shall see. Having said that its Iwelumos...
  13. Benfleet A1

    Best stories from the Armed Forces

    Im sure that just about everyone on here knows or has known someone in the armed forces. Some of the stories I have heard have been been the most side splittingly funnest things I have ever heard. A mate of mine who I will write a book about one day tells some brillient ones. Heres my favorite...
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    • degree didn heres issued jungle patrol rounds signals steel uns
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Leicester at home - The shrimper Truth - more Pride and Passion.

    the refs committee sent its three biggest ******* down to "tiny" Roots Hall hoping no-one would notice. The idiots were duly sussed out by the "small" crowd of ten and half thousand and as the decisions got worse and worse the pressure from the up close Shrimpers blew the officials last...
    • Rayleigh boy
    • Thread
    • atmosphere cas continued cos didn eastwood endurance escort foo freddy eastwood hall heres hes jury mis rolling roots sussed twenty uns
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. Yorkshire Blue

    Sheffield Wednesday 3 Southend 2

    Another game, another defeat. But this was a completely different game to the defeats at Sunderland, when we were simply outclassed by a quality team, and the home game against Palace, where both teams played poorly but Palace snatched victory. We started brightly with Maher releasing Foran...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • ant brunt ched claimed convincing cruel failing gest hadn headed jury lose poorly shirt singing spin suppor support threatened trap uns wasn
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Xàbia Shrimper

    The View from Spain

    As the cork from a bottle of cava struck the ceiling and rebounded into a clutch of Man Ure fans bonding in quiet contemplation in one corner of the bar, someone, I don't know who, approached me, shook my hand with hearty congratulation and uttered: "how the **** are you lot bottom of...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • bonding brough carefully congratulation cup daw didn fa cup foo league lose loud pace pulled res shared spin sticking storms stumbled sunshine tents trapped tunnel two minutes uncharacteristic uns vale warriors wasn wes
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. GLOBAL WARMING

    Do you believe in this theory..? Is it just an excuse to tax the sh!te out of people.. Is the 'Green' industry an unstoppable machine now.. Do you live 100 feet above sea level, not give a sh!t and are looking forward to being beachfront in 50 years.?
  18. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    BRIGHTON ROCK AS LATE SHOW SEALS BLUES PASSAGE Southend made heavy going of their 2nd round Carling Cup tie against Brighton at Roots Hall this evening, but in the end it was a naive managerial decision by Albion caretaker boss Dean Wilkins that showed Blues the way.  Tilly had made 2 changes...
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    • abd amazed atmosphere avenue brough butters caretaker cup dimi eastwood failing foo freddy eastwood hall headed icke ickets innit itself jury league length literally maxim parts rack ran redundant repeated resume rock roots significant singing slowing superb suppor support tacking temporary triple uns vulnerable wasn
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. TrueBlue

    Friendly advice

    Now we are in the Championship we aint going to be playing the likes of Rochdale etc... so for you younger fans out there please remember going to places like Leeds and shouting your mouth off and expecting to walk out the ground happy go lucky be warned Leeds and Brimingham and many other...

  20. Tony Pulis

    OS Link Obviously underestimating us, which is fine by all means... A lot of managers became unstuck last season by doing the same last season, Who can Forget Ronnie "Steamroller" Moore? But how dare he question the cuisine of the Fish Shop!
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