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  1. amsemp

    I seem to have unintentionally acquired a cat...

    Slightly random, I know. But about 3 months ago, a cat started appearing in our back garden on a pretty consistent basis. He then started noticing when we were getting home from work and waiting for the back gate to open before darting in and sitting in/rolling around in the garden wanting us to...
  2. southchurch

    The Dream Ticket.

    I keep having this day dream while I am getting really bored at work. My mind wanders off to this magical scenario where I have won £100 million on the Euro lottery. I think about where I am going around the world, will I buy a big boat, how much will I give family members. At some point my...
  3. fbm

    A plea to the club - really, really important.

    Please, in time for next weeks home game, have it fixed so that fans can watch the feed on the telly in the bar. The reason is that every game, Dagenham Dave, or Dagenham Kev, or whatever his name is, wanders into the East Blacks and then proceeds to slag off everyone and everything SUFC...
  4. Breaking News Please Support in aid of the Bobby Moore cancer fund this match people

    Tuesday May 3rd 6pm at Roots Hall In aid of the Bobby Moore cancer fund the first annual Ivor Samuels memorial Cup between Southend United Old boys V Westcliff Wanders. To raise funds for this worthy cause and celebrate the Life of Southend fan and good friend Ivor Samuels (aged 45) who died...
  5. OldBlueLady

    Half season player review

    Ok, an idea purloined from 606, a review of our players' performances so far this season, reasons and rating out of 10, plus your player of the half season and most improved player of the half season. I have to give credit to those who have had to deal with a great deal of adversity on the...
  6. BLUEBLOOD

    It made me giggle anyway ...

    A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by...
  7. bluebrian

    What a fantastic time to be a Shrimper

    Sitting here trying to get back in to my work. Start doing something and then my mind wanders back to Saturday afternoon and I just sit there with a big grin over my face. One of the things I was thinking about is how much better it can get. For me I will take mid-table this season as long as...
  8. the prison system!!

    are the jails too cushy? with the prison population at record levels which is costing big money there must be an alternative. my idea, take one of the scottish islands where its in complete sticksville ie no public within 30 miles or any island in england with the same criteria. at the...
  9. The Flying Scotsman

    ShrimperZone FC 1 - Meet the Players

    Ahead of this weekends final taking place on Sunday (2.30 ko) at Burroughs Park (home of Great Wakering FC), it's time to take a look at the squad which helped the Zone achieve promotion in record time, and which now have their sights set on lifting the famous Andy Ward Section G Trophy. It...
  10. Slipperduke

    The Real Football Factories

    I fear I may have missed the boat here, but I caught a bit of Bravo's 'The Real Football Factories' the other night. What the f%&k was that all about? It was like porn for morons. Some little bloke in glasses, who I swear voiced Kent Paul in GTA - Vice City, wanders around...
  11. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Chris Powell

    cert for Southend next season. Looking at Charlton on MOD of late it seems clear he is struggling a bit in the Premiersh!te. A drop down a league to a Club he loves and is not far away and which should next seaso be able to afford to pay him a few more shillings than we could this seaso...
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