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  1. Tenancy Advice... Damage not caused by us!

    I was looking to see if any of my fellow Shrimpers were able to offer some advice in regards to our tenancy (more for peace of mind as I think we are completely in the right). Part of our Tenancy Agreement is that we must maintain all white goods that have been supplied. Recently our washer...
  2. RHB

    Does Hell give off heat or does it absorb it?

    "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." This was an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm: Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and...
  3. Ricky Otto

    Help me with my work xmas quiz so I can win some booze

    1st part of quiz is things associated with christmas: Examples Clue: Country Answer: Turkey Clue: Washing up liquid Answer: Fairy These are the clues I need answers for: Undercover Police Sphere sphere belongs to mrs rose P45s Main Tempo is behind you Bright...Northern...City...
  4. Barry.C

    Going Forward??

    Despite our good form Adrian Clarke commentating on our last game said we had NO PACE up top and need to invest in a pacey striker. This we all more or less accept as obvious. I thought Peterborough were quite good when I saw them and we beat them. They have shot up the table and are scoring...
  5. Challenge yourself **Migrant death - contains disturbing picture**

    Look at the photos and think what you can do, and what we as a country should be doing. Literally, the bodies of toddlers are washing up on our holiday resort beaches. We have the capacity to be doing so much better...
  6. EnglandShrimper

    Question Washington DC, New Orleans and Nashville

    Taking a trip in a few days and wondered if any of you had been and had any recomendations for things to see/do or decent places for food. Thanks in advance.
  7. callan

    Is Ed Miliband weird ?

    According to the washington post, some Labour supporters clearly think that Ed is a 'weirdo'. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/05/23/is-ed-miliband-too-weird-to-be-british-prime-minister/ Personally I'm not sure...albeit he always looks like he's about to burst into...
  8. Craig Reid

    is there any chance of him playing for you tomorrow?. He was quite a legend down here, albeit in the non-league, but I can honestly say that 99.9% of Newport fans were gutted when he was sold on to Stevenage. Whatever he will get a great reception from all county fans tomorrow. Some on our forum...
  9. Hello

    Hi, been a supporter since I can remember, although when I was young and naive I supported Westham(mainly being due to brainwashing from relatives originally from east london) as well, however now I am older the last 7 or 8 years I have become a true blue :loyalsupporter: even got my first...
  10. Davros

    Washing Machine

    Is anyone on here a washing machine fixer person, or does anyone know a good/reasonably priced one?
  11. ian_the_girth

    Question Washing machine

    Morning all, Anyone on here a bit of a handy man at repairing washing machines? Model: Hoover AC170 Auto-Washer 1100 (year 1994) Problem: No water coming into machine when programme selected. Checked: Water from taps to pipes Pipes not blocked Power to machine Drain pump not blocked...
  12. Shrimpergarry

    Chavs smashing up family stand toilets last night

    Did anyone else see/hear the chavs in the family stand who started smashing up the gents loos in the family stand last night? There was a whole group of them who were sitting in the front row 2nd half, one of them in a distinctive pink jumper. I was washing my hands when they smashed a light...
  13. Scientists get angry !!!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/jul/05/scienceofclimatechange-climate-change "Climate change is just a theory ... so is gravity float away ****er " Actual scientists working in the field are finally having enough of greenwashing and are bringing it to teh masses :D
  14. Confusing leak

    Hi all, I live in a 3rd floor flat, and in the last couple of days a large wet patch has appeared outside our front door (in the communal hall). Our front door has our neighbours front door next to it in an "r" shape, with our door the top of the "r". The wet patch seems to have spread right...
  15. NSFW Cybersex - You're doing it wrong (18+)

    taken from b3ta: Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an...
  16. Shrimper

    Stanley Cup

    Final of the Stanley Cup is taking place in the NHL between rough and tumblers Philadelphia Flyers and the creative Chicago Blackhawks. The first game of the series final was played last night and Chicago won 6-5. This Stanley Cup Play-offs have had some big shocks with Montreal knocking out...
  17. CC51DAS

    Breaking News NASA in a flap over Nicky Bailey's penalty

    Just spotted this on the web. Its from NASA's website. Looks like Nicky could be in deep **** now :clap: News NASA Aids Forecasters Tracking Iceland Volcano Ash Plume 05.05.10 Click to enlarge The visible ash plume from Iceland's Eyjafjallajökull volcano was captured by NASA's...
  18. manor15


    Uruguay Manager: Oscar Tabarez Captain: Diego Lugano FIFA Ranking: 18 Group A Background: Uruguay, or La Celeste are one of the most successful national teams in football, having won two World Cups, two Olympics football Gold medals, and fourteen Copa America trophies but are now nowhere near...
  19. Slipperduke

    West Ham. Not Good.

    WEST HAM ARE DOOMED After the excitement and drama of the weekend, here was the comedown. Manchester City against Manchester United was a tense, gritty battle of attrition. Tottenham against Chelsea was an explosive clash, packed with action. This was like watching a game of chicken between a...
  20. Blocked Drains

    Every year or sometimes twice or maybe three times a year, i have to get the drain rods out and unblock our main ones. Now what really gets my goat doing this, well apart from the obvious smell and general literal **** you have to deal with, is this. It is not my drains that are blocked!! In a...