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  1. OldBlueLady

    Clement Freud - another to add to the paedophile list?

    Stories this morning that Clement Freud abused two girls, one of whom lived with his family from the age of 14. His widow has "apologised", which suggests she accepts this as fact. Links also apparently being suggested to the McCanns as he owned a villa in the town where Madeleine went...
  2. pickledseal

    Callum Davenport: Stab Trial

    What a thoroughly nice chap he sounds... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1290316/Premiership-footballer-Calum-Davenport-attacked-pregnant-sister-called-whore.html
  3. Big sexy happy birthday to.

    inthatnumber(19) no idea who you are but i bet you are not a rep whore,have a good day boy/girl friend.xxxxxxx
  4. David Sullivan At Southend?.

    Just been reading that it looked like Mr Sullivan will be leaving Birmingham when the Kong Kong consortium takes over and quote "I intend to remain in football, so following the takeover I will be looking for a new challenge where my experience, my success and sound business acumen will make a...
  5. Crawliano

    Karen Brady, I quote...

    "I'm a successful businesswoman and nobody's ever called me a bitch" No Karen, but then 7,500 people have all, in synchronicity, called you a whore. Pretty much once a year, every year since 1994.
  6. Desert Shrimper

    Greatest Southend United Chants

    The Circus is coming to town! Barry Fry is a clown -- is a clown! Karen Brady is a ****ing whore! Birrrr-ming-ham are going down -- going down For my money it's in the top ten songs of all time, I can humm it for hours - anyone know who first created it? Genius.... Any other classics from...
  7. Slipperduke

    Britain's Next Top Model

    I made the mistake of allowing Mrs Slipperduke to use the TV controller last night and paid for my lapse by being exposed to this horrible, nasty programme. Did anyone see it? It appears to be some kind of talent show, though it's anyone's guess what the 'talent' is. You knew there was a...
  8. TrueBlue

    Under The Moon Of Love... Match Report!

    Yeovil - Showaddywaddy crew report! Written by Craig The Jock McKenzie! http://www.myspace.com/theshowaddywaddycrew 21 Feb 2008 Yeovil 0 SUFC 3 Having failed to fill the spare seat left by Sam the Showaddywaddy Crew left Stanford Macdonalds at 9am with the usual 'under the moon of...
  9. Slipperduke

    Scudamore Puts The Squeeze On

    Do you think that the people who run football will ever get to the point where they have enough money? Can you imagine them, sat atop a glistening mountain of gold coins, clad in rare velvets, adorned with crowns, drinking 19th century red wine and thinking that perhaps they‘ve gone far enough...
  10. The Artful Shrimper

    Team Turnaround

    just thought i'd slipthis thought in. After the recent performances it's great to see so many happy shrimpers before during and after the game. I sit near to the bloke who for seasons has been heard to shout those immortal words "Get that lazy whore off!" or "Rubbish !" Well he is a passionate...
  11. Rooney

    tw*t... of the fattest-headest, scousist, ugly-whore-banging, winging varierty...
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