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  1. The Watermill Wino

    Blues on Tour Match Travel TZ Salute to some Sarfend Heroes

    To all of the TZers that travelled with us this season and all that travel away which would include cost of their holidays, money and inconvenience at times. For the support of our club, effort and friendship we shared. the drinks we drank, the episodes of life being a Shrimper on the road, a...
  2. Blueronron

    What a plonker in Basildon

    Last Saturday in my local bookies, I guy won £ 7,500 on a football £ 500 outlay bet Yesterday he laid out £ 5,000 on Real Madrid/Liverpool double, Liverpool to win single and PSG to draw to cover in case Real Madrid didn't win Easy come, easy go I suspect And he's not a regular punter in the...
  3. Cricko

    Official Match Thread Southend United vs Portsmouth

    Big big game today. 3 points would be fantastic but a draw would not be so bad, having lost White and Kightly. Now we just have to wait for The Big Dady to get his arse in gear for Team News.:winking: COYB :loyalsupporter:
  4. Cricko

    Zone Fundraising Ok people

    A new forum so we don't **** off the main chit-chatters to much. Woo-hoo. So whatever you have to auction, raffle, donate or sell your bodies to, do it here. This will help us with running these forums and always keep them safe, secure and up to date for you all, This is the forum to do it...
  5. Napster

    which former shrimper

    is a colleague of MK Shrimper? :winking:
  6. Blueronron

    Essex CCC 2018

    So we start our defence versus Yorkshire on April 13th 2018 at Headingley First home game 20/4/18 v Lancs, so hopefully both Roses will have wilted Andy T try and not bugger up the new topic for 2018 :winking::smile:
  7. The Eternal Optimist

    Breaking News Group 4 Security Van spotted outside Southend Utd main reception

    I think the war chest has arrived and Ron has been seen sporting his sheepskin coat and flat cap in anticipation of smashing the club record with a marquee signing that is more of a "jaw drop" or a "OMG Jesus F*cking H Christ no?" than a "wow". Putting 2 and 2 together, I reckon Jonny Evans or...
  8. Rattus Norvegicus

    Web site down - 2 suspects identified

    The loss of the Shrimperzone site has been put down to 2 main suspects. Either a group of disgruntled Blackburn Rovers computer hackers or North Korean special agents looking to gain revenge for the United Kingdom's support of increased sanctions. My money's on The Glorious Leader ...
  9. The Eternal Optimist

    Question Centre Back Solution, knee jerk reaction or the ramblings of a madman?

    If Bilel Mohsni was available to fill in at centre back would you welcome him back? 1) Yes, welcome back Bilel all is forgiven :Worthy: 2) Yes, but only on a short term deal to get us out of a hole :thumbsup: 3) No, we are not at rock bottom just yet :stunned: 4) No, no, no, keep that maniac...
  10. Tangled up in Blue

    Cambridge friendly mystery

    How come there's no video highlights footage of our friendly game at Cambridge on the OS some 72 hours after the game? Did the game really take place? Was the camera operator drunk? No film in the camera? What's your conspiracy theory? Personally,I blame it on the Meet the Blues Day.:winking:
  11. Lenny signs contract! (Pubey got bored)

  12. Benfleetboy


    New on here today. looking forward to the new season. and the latest WOW signing. :winking:
  13. Streaky

    Billericay Town

    What are you making of Billericay Town and their owner - he seems like an interesting bloke. Putting a lot of money into the squad and making changes to matchday, not sure how much dough he has, but seems intent to take them up a few levels. If they did get into the FL - then at least its an...
  14. 17/18 Season & Wet Spam

    I see they can't play in their home games in the Olympic Stadium until September. Shall we do them a favour and ground share? :winking::hilarious:
  15. danburyshrimper

    Southend united - a team of internationals

    1. Ted Smith ................England u20 4 caps 2. Jason Demetriou .......Cyprus 46 caps 3. Michael Timlin ..........Eire u21 7 caps 4. Dan Matsuzaka.........Japan u18 2 caps 5. Adam Thompson........NI 2 caps 6. Anton Ferdinand .......England u21 17 caps 7. Renei...
  16. yogi bear up the cagire

    Eye, Eye, Aïe!!!

    Just a word to let people know that I haven't disappeared willingly from either the political or football scene. Underwent eye surgery on Wednesday in a clinic just outside Toulouse. I've been told not to use the computer for a while, whilst I work to expel a ball of gas in the right eye (some...
  17. DoDTS

    No. 10 Scoring and Tables won't be up till Sunday Morning

    Probably :winking:
  18. Design an SUFC advert

    http://www.southendunited.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/think-youve-got-the-design-skills-3648121.aspx SUFC are after some free labour fan input into the design of the large gable wall advert on Victoria Avenue. I'm pretty sure some of the SZ creatives could come up with a good design. :winking:
  19. The Big Dady

    Southend Best in the League

    What did you expect, we have Nile Ranger up front pulling the trigger. :winking:
  20. Planning Officer - Southend Council

    Noticed that Southend Council are advertising for a Planning Officer and in the blurb about the job spec it mentioned that they have several 'exciting projects in the pipeline' , which included a 'new football stadium'. Guess these means the go ahead is now imminent...