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  1. BLUEBLOOD

    For our troops

    This text comes from an email i just received, the email is a chain letter complete with photos championing the work carried out by our troops, and those of our allies, day in / day out in war zones across the globe If you like to receive the original, please PM me with your email addy and i...
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    • addy bombs cries didn everyday exactly helicopters kiss perfume shirt support tags terrorists weapons wipe woken zones
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. seany t

    Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe returns tonight

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00fpwb4 Good to see the Beeb giving it such a good selection of slots again. Some people...
  3. fatshrimp

    Question Help: Clearing a hard drive

    Help! I am giving away my old PC to my nephew and I want to wipe the thing completely. Nothing dodgy on there, just the usual personal stuff (banking etc). How do I do it? Want to wipe the whole thing clean and just leave it with the Windows XP software it came with. Any advice? Green...
  4. Slipperduke

    Was That Really England?

    As the hangovers ebb away and the clean-up begins, a nation struggles to reconcile their fuzzy memories of the game with what they believe they know about their team. Was that really England crashing home four goals against Croatia? Were those white shirts actually passing the ball around the...
  5. Harold Bishop Killer

    Chat Up Lines

    All guys have been there. You are in a bar and you notice a young hotty over in the corner. You catch given you a quick glance. You look back again to make sure it wasnt the alcohol playing tricks on you. no definitely she was checking you out. Your heart races that little bit more, you begin to...
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    • alcohol anytime army bedroom heaven hes hotty ickle itself lover money outta package puppy screaming shirt stiffy tickle wasn wipe wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. BaileytheQuitter

    Your promotion stories...

    Just wondered if anyone had any stories that go with our promotions... What you did before, after etc. After the disapointment of the Grimsby game, which I went to and had the worst constapation (sp). I went to both of the Northampton games and then...the final... For the play-off...
    • BaileytheQuitter
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    • acted continued cup disapointment faced foo ford grass joi league league one lou pain singing sunshine tilly wasn wipe
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Bluetonic

    Help!

    My.spacebar.is.pretty.****ed-i'm.a.bit.concerned.as.it's.only.three.weeks.old.-..Anyway.I.think.I.might.as.well.just.clear.my.laptop.incase.there's.a.virus.ripping.it.apart.at.the.seams.now.i.didn't.get.a.vista.disk.with.my.laptop,so.how.can.i.just.wipe.everything.and.make...

  8. Any one watching the George Burly press conferance?

    I just want to wipe that rosy fu.cking smile of his rosy fuc,king cheeks He needs a slap......Face it George, you are taking over and bunch of Sweties that will never amount to fu.ck all and never win Fu.ck all Good Luck George you don’t need good man management, you need a fuc.king miracle
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • wipe
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. ldnfatso

    Medical Alert

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your...
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    • contagious disease extract issued premises rolling trolling wipe
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. scrounger

    Dump

    Lowering the tone a bit here but it is an essential discussion topic IMO: To whom it may concern: Taking A Dump... I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more...
    • scrounger
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    • advised audi bathroom chilli clinging core failing following harmony hurts imo japanese nam noisy odious scissors screaming shirt shuffle sing sinister socks stinging supply tolerance tone towels walls wipe
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Spikey Shrimper

    Silly Injuries

    We've all heard about footballers suffering injuries in rather unsual circumstances, ie Leroy Lita a few weeks ago, pulling a muscle in bed (his leg I'm talking about!!) etc.... Anyway, while I was having my usual dump before my sunday league game today, I felt a sharp pain in the left side of...

  12. Captaincy

    I doubt Tilly would do it.. but could changing the captain be the fresh start that the team need? Maher is an inspirational leader but is getting on a bit, probably has peaked and we have great leaders across the park, especially in clarke and barrett. If Maher stood down or a new captain was...
    • Pubey
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    • especially superb tilly wasn wipe wouldn
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. The Big Shrimp

    Rumour Number 2 - Wind Up??

    Just to rub salt in the wound, a friend of mine in Leeds has just told me an astonishing rumour that is doing the rounds up there. Now that Leeds are down, the club are going to declare themselves bankrupt, wipe out the DEFERRED debts, get deducted the 10 points THIS season & start afresh with...
  14. Interpol Shrimper

    LCD TV's

    Bit of advice please from the techys on here. Almost 2 and a half years ago I bought a Panasonic Viera LCD TV. Recently (well basically since I had an inept Sky engineer round to fit a new Sky+ box) I've noticed there's a part of the screen which produces a kind of a shadow on certain colours...
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • burn cleaning cure fade foo inch produces shadow sky sports sports temporary wasn wipe
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Less Than Three Days to Ipswich

    ****y bstds Local rag reckons they are superb now after beating hapless Hull. Next it will be 'we can still get to the play offs'. Let's wipe the smile off their faces. As per other threads here, 2,000 fans in unison cheering on the Shrimpers to victory. I'll just love it. Wondering whether...

  16. The case of the Curtains ...

    Dedicated to SlipperDuke. Having to set the scene first..This occured about 10 years ago ..I had at that time spent many months decorating my bedroom in the then "Vogue" colours of the time...Beige on Beige. She was a Girl (and I use that term loosly) who I had known some 20 odd years. She...
    • Cricko2
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    • bathroom bedroom bottles boyfriend brough chocolate customary decorating dedicated desired eating gagging hidden ive postion repeated rushing taught wasn wipe
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Send the reserves to Barnsley

    This sentiment goes somewhat against the grain for me as  I am a bit of a footballing traditionalist and value the F.A. Cup but  do we risk important players in another 90   poss 120 mins  of energy sapping Cup football with the added risk of injury and booking/ suspensions  when  that energy...

  18. How Good Do You Feel ?

    Forty years of visiting Roots Hall (on and off) and the greatest night ever - and in centenary year. Not much voice left today but can't wipe the smile off my happy face. However cynical you may sometimes get about football the Southend United players showed something absolutely special...
    • Rayleigh boy
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    • congratulated eastwood eating especially essex foo freddy eastwood hall hanks hes icke liverpool meltdown patience qui roots voice wipe
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Stats

    C&G Trophy

    Taken from BBC Sport website The England and Wales Cricket Board has bowed to pressure from senior figures in the game to add an extra knockout round to the 50-over competition. Many complained to BBC Sport that the format led to meaningless matches for teams that had no hope of reaching the...
  20. C C Csiders

    Emergency Loan 'keeper

    I think now is the time to bring an emergency goalkeeper in on loan - if we are allowed to. We are nearly in the position (Saturday maybe) where only goal difference can stop us being promoted/win the title. And, whilst our GD is superior to those below us at the moment, in will only take a red...
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