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Winkle

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I was flicking threw the channels last night and started watching a programme called " sextera on sky. It was basically about things a bit risky, and there was this english guy on there who had been to India and studied "tantric sex". He had regular customers who would visit him and he would basically go through a set of routines he had learn't, massages , tickling, touching , cupping that sort of thing and highten there state of mind to produce an orgasm. Now forgive me If I am wrong but most men come in the 100 metre bracket!
I.E, A quick five min warm up, then your on the blocks waiting for the "B" of the bang, and after a quick dash, its all over.There are many exceptions and permitations to this rule, Alchohol consumption, If you have not had any for ages or if you are tired but the body is saying yes but the brain is saying no!
Normally 20/30 mins is probably average but this guy on the programme last night would take up to five yes five hours to bring his customers to orgasm. It seems to me that that is a total waste of 4:30 minutes to me and I would totally lose interest if it took that long. I am not selfish and most men would not admit it but you would be red raw without some kind of lubricant once the deed is done, thats it, all over, whats for dinner.
This guy managed to bring this lady to orgasm by massaging her ankle ..... Please come on, it cant happen shorely because if I was to start there, the other half would say" What are you doing"? My question is, if you met somone who liked this kind of "Nuptuals" would you be able to last the pace, or would it be, "asta la vista baby?
 
F**k that!! Massaging her ankle, whats the point!! There are far better things you can do. Its one of those sexual practises that are for some, and not for others, such as others, oral, anal, etc.
 
You miss the point! Good sex isn't just shagging - it's the build-up.
My babe looks at me in THAT WAY that says "Tonight will be good!" Heck it's only mid-day! There is - dare I say it LOVE involved!

OK my babe and I aren't great lookers to the general public BUT to each other we are. Love is everything.

Can you not see that?
 
You miss the point! Good sex isn't just shagging - it's the build-up.
My babe looks at me in THAT WAY that says "Tonight will be good!" Heck it's only mid-day! There is - dare I say it LOVE involved!

OK my babe and I aren't great lookers to the general public BUT to each other we are. Love is everything.

Can you not see that?

Hold on, I thought that sex wasn't an appropriate topic for a football forum in your opinion?
 
Wish I could come 100 metres, might get signed up for some freaky porn vid

Speak to Ken ..I believe he makes them all the time ...;)

I once made a girl come just looking at her ......or was that go .I forget now.
 
I always say dont knock something before you try it.

I have a friend who is is sex therapist who works in this area and is inundated with referrals. The majority of which she refers onto massagers (and not the shop ones) who are registered
 
This guy managed to bring this lady to orgasm by massaging her ankle ..... Please come on, it cant happen shorely because if I was to start there, the other half would say" What are you doing"?

Apparently, one of the most erogenous zones in the female body is behind the knee. If you "warm up" there with some sensual massage you trigger a whole chain of events to add to the experience later on.......no idea behind the biological science behind this fact though.
 
You miss the point! Good sex isn't just shagging - it's the build-up.
My babe looks at me in THAT WAY that says "Tonight will be good!" Heck it's only mid-day! There is - dare I say it LOVE involved!

OK my babe and I aren't great lookers to the general public BUT to each other we are. Love is everything.

Can you not see that?

I do see that, I was merely pointing out that there are some things for some and some for others
 
What does OFOPP in the Thread mean anyway?

Sorry all been out allday today and started this thread this morning. OFOPP stands for, only for old perverted people (was having a laugh).
 
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