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50 ways to leave your lover ??


Moderator of Moderators
Sep 22, 2005
Southend On Sea
I've just finished watching (for about the millionth time) one of my favourite music DVDs, Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park, during the gig Paul Simon sings his renowned hit ^^^, so i put it to the SZ nation, are there 50 ways to leave your lover??

1) Slip out the back, Jack
2) Make a new plan, Stan
3) You don't need to be coy, Roy
4) Hop on the bus, Gus
5) Just drop off the key, Lee

PS only gave us 5 so can we come up the the other 90% .. 50 different names, and proper rhymes please (that will fit with the song tempo too perhaps?)

6) You just gotta be gone, Ron :winking:
7) You're being a fool, Paul
8) Time to be your own man, Dan