50 ways to leave your lover ??

[BLUEBLOOD]

I've just finished watching (for about the millionth time) one of my favourite music DVDs, Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park, during the gig Paul Simon sings his renowned hit ^^^, so i put it to the SZ nation, are there 50 ways to leave your lover??

1) Slip out the back, Jack
2) Make a new plan, Stan
3) You don't need to be coy, Roy
4) Hop on the bus, Gus
5) Just drop off the key, Lee

PS only gave us 5 so can we come up the the other 90% .. 50 different names, and proper rhymes please (that will fit with the song tempo too perhaps?)

6) You just gotta be gone, Ron :winking:
7) You're being a fool, Paul
8) Time to be your own man, Dan

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Copy and paste as you add your entries ...

1) Slip out the back, Jack
2) Make a new plan, Stan
3) You don't need to be coy, Roy
4) Hop on the bus, Gus
5) Just drop off the key, Lee
6) You just gotta be gone, Ron :winking:
7) You're being a fool, Paul
8) Time to be your own man, Dan

 

[MK Shrimper]

1) Slip out the back, Jack
2) Make a new plan, Stan
3) You don't need to be coy, Roy
4) Hop on the bus, Gus
5) Just drop off the key, Lee
6) You just gotta be gone, Ron
7) You're being a fool, Paul
8) Time to be your own man, Dan
10) Come out and be gay, Ray. (you're not fooling anyone).
11) Go for a very long pee, Lee.
12) Buy a Thai Wife, Steve........

 

[The Big Shrimp]

1) Slip out the back, Jack
2) Make a new plan, Stan
3) You don't need to be coy, Roy
4) Hop on the bus, Gus
5) Just drop off the key, Lee
6) You just gotta be gone, Ron
7) You're being a fool, Paul
8) Time to be your own man, Dan
10) Come out and be gay, Ray. (you're not fooling anyone).
11) Go for a very long pee, Lee.
12) Buy a Thai Wife, Steve........
13) Say Ta-ra, Tara!!

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

1) Slip out the back, Jack
2) Make a new plan, Stan
3) You don't need to be coy, Roy
4) Hop on the bus, Gus
5) Just drop off the key, Lee
6) You just gotta be gone, Ron
7) You're being a fool, Paul
8) Time to be your own man, Dan
10) Come out and be gay, Ray. (you're not fooling anyone).
11) Go for a very long pee, Lee.
12) Buy a Thai Wife, Steve........
13) Say Ta-ra, Tara!!
14) Take a plane, Shane
15) Get on yer bike, Spike
16) Do a sky dive, Clive :smiles:

 

[Swiss Tony]

17)Up ya crack wack.

 

[Rudi Luftwaffe]

17) Show her the back of your hand, Stan(ley)

 

[MK Shrimper]

18) Join a crazy Lizard-people loving cult that strictly controls every aspect of your life.......Tom Cruise.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

19) Get outta Dodge, Rog' (as in Roger)
20) Just leave her flat, Matt
21) Leave the wee hen, Ben

 

[MrB]

22) Carbomb her Seat, Jehosafat

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

23) Leave her dead, Fred
24) Cut off her head, Ted
25) Chop her in half, Garth
26) Dig a deep grave, Maeve
27) Build a new patio, Mario

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

29) Wanting more, Thor

 

[Uncle Leo]

1) Slip out the back, Jack
2) Make a new plan, Stan
3) You don't need to be coy, Roy
4) Hop on the bus, Gus
5) Just drop off the key, Lee
6) You just gotta be gone, Ron
7) You're being a fool, Paul
8) Time to be your own man, Dan
10) Come out and be gay, Ray. (you're not fooling anyone).
11) Go for a very long pee, Lee.
12) Buy a Thai Wife, Steve........
13) Say Ta-ra, Tara!!
14) Take a plane, Shane
15) Get on yer bike, Spike
16) Do a sky dive, Clive
17) Show her the back of your hand, Stan(ley)
18) Join a crazy Lizard-people loving cult that strictly controls every aspect of your life.......Tom Cruise.
19) Get outta Dodge, Rog' (as in Roger)
20) Just leave her flat, Matt
21) Leave the wee hen, Ben
22) Carbomb her Seat, Jehosafat
23) Leave her dead, Fred
24) Cut off her head, Ted
25) Chop her in half, Garth
26) Dig a deep grave, Maeve
27) Build a new patio, Mario
29) Wanting more, Thor
30) Take your leave, Niamh
31) Cheerio, Shrimpero (sorry Rob!)

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

1) Slip out the back, Jack
2) Make a new plan, Stan
3) You don't need to be coy, Roy
4) Hop on the bus, Gus
5) Just drop off the key, Lee
6) You just gotta be gone, Ron
7) You're being a fool, Paul
8) Time to be your own man, Dan
10) Come out and be gay, Ray. (you're not fooling anyone).
11) Go for a very long pee, Lee.
12) Buy a Thai Wife, Steve........
13) Say Ta-ra, Tara!!
14) Take a plane, Shane
15) Get on yer bike, Spike
16) Do a sky dive, Clive
17) Show her the back of your hand, Stan(ley)
18) Join a crazy Lizard-people loving cult that strictly controls every aspect of your life.......Tom Cruise.
19) Get outta Dodge, Rog' (as in Roger)
20) Just leave her flat, Matt
21) Leave the wee hen, Ben
22) Carbomb her Seat, Jehosafat
23) Leave her dead, Fred
24) Cut off her head, Ted
25) Chop her in half, Garth
26) Dig a deep grave, Maeve
27) Build a new patio, Mario
29) Wanting more, Thor
30) Take your leave, Niamh
31) Cheerio, Shrimpero (sorry Rob!)
32) It's not if but when, Glen
33) before the kid's born, Sean
34) with the house and 8 seater, Peter
35) with an orange? Graham
36) under your spell, Bilel
37) in misery, Anthony
38) with the plague, Craig
39) you don't want to marry, Barry
40) Gasping for air, Blair
41) well alone bearing in mind the restraining order, Lee
42) forget your lover just leave the bottle where it is and walk away, Ryan
43) when it's dark, Mark
44) feeling pooey, Louis
45) feeling not very bonny, Johnny
46) she's making your life hell, Miguel
47) can I use the same rhyme as I did for Barry, Harry
48) she's trying to give you a Bris, Chris
49) in one piece, Rhys
50) insane in the mebrane, Kane

 

[OldBlueLady]

Yorkie Blue, that's very good but can't believe you didn't have one for your favourite Zoner ....................................






surely something along the lines of no more getting jiggy, Wiggy :whistling:

 

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It's because of your belly, Shelley
It's because your a sicko, Cricko
I'm in love with Eric, Derek
It's the smell of your fanny, Franny

 

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