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A 'Blonde' joke I really found quite funny...

seany t

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A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde
joke?"!!!

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just
fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...

1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.

3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weight-lifter.

4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and

5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in karate
and a very bad attitude! Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;

"Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 
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