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A few funnies

SUFCEssex

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Clearing out my desk at work and found the jokes below they are old.

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who: comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says "you're next fatty."

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says "This is the pig i have sex with when you've got a headache"
wife replies "i think you'll find that is a sheep"
Man says "i was talking to the sheep"

A man walks into his bedroom and see his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks "what are you doing"
she replies " I'm moving to sydney. i heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what i do for free."

Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. when she asks him where he's going he replies, "I'm coming too i want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year.
 
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