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Jonny_Stokes

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From todays Metro....
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Twin brothers and an accomplice have been arrested Wisconsin, America after they tried to dig up a girl's corpse and have sex with it.

Police received an anonymous tip-off that the three men were on their way to the cemetary to dig up a grave in rural southwestern Wisconsin.

Nicholas Grunke had openly lusted after Laura Tennesen - who died in a motorbike accident last month - when he spotted her picture in the obituary column of a local newspaper.

Three days later, on Tuesday, twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, and Dustin Radke, 20, were charged in Grant County with attempted theft — and attempting to have sex with a corpse.

'In different schools that teach you about bizarre behavior, necrophilia is one of those things that you hear about, but never think you'll have to deal with,' Grant County Sheriff Keith Grovier told reporters.

A Cassville police officer arrived at the St. Charles Cemetery on Saturday night after a neighbor alerted police to suspicious activity, according to a criminal complaint filed Tuesday.

The officer found an abandoned vehicle parked near the cemetery. Minutes later, the complaint stated, the officer saw Alexander Grunke walking toward the vehicle, dressed in black and sweating profusely.

After being questioned, Grunke told the officer his brother and Radke were trying to dig up a grave, according to the complaint.

The two drove into the cemetery to find the partially dug grave of the 20-year-old Ms Tennesen.

The diggers had only managed to reach the top of the grave's concrete vault.

The complaint said Radke told police that Nicholas Grunke had asked him to help dig up the Cassville woman's body and take it to Grunke's house, so that Grunke could have sex with it.

On the way to the cemetery, Radke said, they stopped by a Dodgeville Wal-Mart to buy condoms 'because Nick wanted to use them when he had sex with a corpse,' the complaint added.

Grovier said the three did not know the woman.
 
Lucky he remembered to stop at Walmart or that could have been REALLY embarassing...
 
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Only in America...
 
Also in America, the land of the free;-


Sheriff's Deputies Make Bizarre Arrest
Wednesday September 6, 2006
Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies come across a bizarre encounter at La Purisima Mission in Lompoc.


Around midnight they found a 69-year-old Huntington beach man...naked and covered in oats.

Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean.

He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out.

Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal.
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (CI-City Blue @ Sep. 08 2006,14:56)]Bloody hell - is nothing sacrosanct nowadays?
I'm not convinced that the world has degenerated. I reckon there's a good chance that this sort of thing went on before but you just wouldn't have heard about it. With the Internet, you can find out within hours of it happeneing.
 
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