Breaking News A Replacement has been found for Mark Oxley......

[llama]

Hearing that Mark is out for some time, Southend United have quickly found a replacement......


[video=youtube;kX9HcFeKt8w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX9HcFeKt8w[/video]

 

[Swiss Tony]

Very safe paws.:thumbsup:

 

[Benfleet A1]

He's got legs. Not very vocal though.

 

[Harry Bullocks]

That's doggy-doo's

 

[RobM]

He's called Alan. Ruff.

 

[rigsby]

He's called Alan. Ruff.

Looks more like Kenny Dogleash

 

[RobM]

At least we'd winalot

 

[londonblue]

He let at least 2 (or not 3) in. He's rubbish.

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Is he good at holding onto leads?

:facepalm:

 

[AndyT]

Registered 3 years 'llama' and a great first post. Worth the wait! :cool:

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

He's no Tes Bramble.

 

[Floval Flyer]

Heard he's just signed for Bristol Rovers

 

[mattitouk]

I think I recognise him from watching some lower league games,..... didn't he used to play for Barking?

 

[AndyT]

Yep and Luton, at Kennelworth Road.

 

[mattitouk]

That's right, I remember one game he was in, he purposely bit a Japanese referee..... he got the ****zued out of him.

 

[fbm]

He's no Tes Bramble.

Well of course not, he was a cat...

 

[Firestorm]

should get on well with Stan Colliemore and Peter Beagle

 

[AndyT]

I was trying to get a Beagle reference in, too.

There's, of course, John Terrier.

 

[AndyT]

Come to think of it, can we get a team of dogs in a 4-4-2 formation :-

1. Alan Ruff
2.
3.
4.
5. John Terrier
6.
7. Peter Beagle
8.
9.
10. Stan Colliemore
11.

 

[AndyT]

Of course, who can forget Chic Brodie being attacked by a dog! :smile: :-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gm2makvUbc

What people don't realize is that Andre Marriner's grandfather sent the dog off for a reckless challenge! :Red card: