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A song for the Antichrist

C C Csiders

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In an idle 3 minutes I have penned this little ditty (I suspect that is his real problem) for Duguid. Feel free to criticise and add your own. So, to the tune of Rabbit by Chas and Dave, I give you Duguid:

Oh he won't stop diving
Or sending his missus a text
He's got more bull$hit than a farmyard
He'll be in intensive care next

Now he was just the type of player
You expect to play for Col Ewe
I knew it when I first heard his name booed
But how was I to know he would be diving too
With his excessive cheating
He's becoming a pest

Duguid, Duguid, Duguid, Duguid, Duguid (ad nauseum
 
In an idle 3 minutes I have penned this little ditty (I suspect that is his real problem) for Duguid. Feel free to criticise and add your own. So, to the tune of Rabbit by Chas and Dave, I give you Duguid:

Oh he won't stop diving
Or sending his missus a text
He's got more bull$hit than a farmyard
He'll be in intensive care next

Now he was just the type of player
You expect to play for Col Ewe
I knew it when I first heard his name booed
But how was I to know he would be diving too
With his excessive cheating
He's becoming a pest

Duguid, Duguid, Duguid, Duguid, Duguid (ad nauseum
very good but i think this Version is much easier it goes along the lines of:- Duguid is a w***er, Duguid is a Duguid is a w***er, Duguid is a w***er, la la la. And so on as many times as your like And adding as much abuse as you like.:) :)
 
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