HypoTypo
Living The Dream
Never seen this thread before, so here goes.
Lived in Southend for what seems a lifetime (OH Yeah ... because it has been).
I am sort of connected to a woman in an up and down relationship and rent 2 children so we look like normal neighbours.
I have a shed, some flower pots and a small bumpy, (currently being destroyed by worms), not so stripy lawn. In the corner is a horrible concrete swan that I hate, but it keeps the kids out so I opted to leave it there.
Used to be a regular at a place called Highbury with the lads from school. I never got caught following them in to see some old boys called Rix, Jennings, O'Leary and Woodcock, but I have a feeling they knew I was in the tube carriage behind them. Pretty sure one of them was in my science class.
I work in an Italian massage parlour. Been there for over 10 years now. The boss is great and says I'm doing really well. Seems strange he will only let me rub down this dough stuff though. I think he tests how good I am as he puts it in this big oven once I've made it flat. Probably a strength test or something. I don't see what all the red sauce, cheese and pineapple has to do with the test but hey Papa knows best (that's him ... He also named his parlour after himself).
Been following Southend United since December 2nd. Very impressed so far ... We haven't lost a match yet.
Hope to get to a few more games soon. Look forward to meeting some of you.
Lived in Southend for what seems a lifetime (OH Yeah ... because it has been).
I am sort of connected to a woman in an up and down relationship and rent 2 children so we look like normal neighbours.
I have a shed, some flower pots and a small bumpy, (currently being destroyed by worms), not so stripy lawn. In the corner is a horrible concrete swan that I hate, but it keeps the kids out so I opted to leave it there.
Used to be a regular at a place called Highbury with the lads from school. I never got caught following them in to see some old boys called Rix, Jennings, O'Leary and Woodcock, but I have a feeling they knew I was in the tube carriage behind them. Pretty sure one of them was in my science class.
I work in an Italian massage parlour. Been there for over 10 years now. The boss is great and says I'm doing really well. Seems strange he will only let me rub down this dough stuff though. I think he tests how good I am as he puts it in this big oven once I've made it flat. Probably a strength test or something. I don't see what all the red sauce, cheese and pineapple has to do with the test but hey Papa knows best (that's him ... He also named his parlour after himself).
Been following Southend United since December 2nd. Very impressed so far ... We haven't lost a match yet.
Hope to get to a few more games soon. Look forward to meeting some of you.
