All New Southend United Christmas XI

[South Bank Hank]

Five years ago we came up with the following team:

GK: Mark P-Rudholph

RB: Santa's big white Mark Beard
CB: Spencer Choir
CB: Elf Sodje
LB: CHRISTian Hislop

RM: Brussell Williamson
CM: Glenn Pennyfather-xmas
CM: Candy Kane Ferdinand
LM: Steve Tinsel-son


ST: Kyle A-Santa
ST: Brett Angell

Despite the sheer GENIUS of Brussel Williamson (well played Cricko!), I think it's beatable and I'll start the ball rolling with Flahavan and Hunt...

GK: (Christmas) Carol Flahavan

RB: White Christmas
CB:
CB:
LB:

RM:
CM:
CM:
LM:


ST:
ST: Noël Hunt

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Copy and paste the XI with your answers.

 

[jackj13]

GK: (Christmas) Carol Flahavan

RB: White Christmas
CB:
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LB:

RM:
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ST: Nile Manger
ST: Noël Hunt

SUB:
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[RobM]

GK: (Christmas) Carol Flahavan

RB: White Christmas
CB:
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LB:

RM:
CM:
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LM: Myrrhchael Timlin


ST: Nile Manger
ST: Noël Hunt

SUB:
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[Gt Yarmouth Shrimper]

GK: (Christmas) Carol Flahavan

RB: White Christmas
CB:
CB:
LB:

RM:
CM:
CM:
LM: Myrrhchael Timlin


ST: Nile Manger
ST: Noël Hunt

SUB: Freddy (Wise men from the East)Wood (Sorry)
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[Gt Yarmouth Shrimper]

GK: (Christmas) Carol Flahavan

RB: White Christmas
CB:
CB:
LB:

RM:
CM:
CM:
LM: Myrrhchael Timlin


ST: Nile Manger
ST: Noël Hunt

SUB: Freddy (Wise men from the East)Wood (Sorry)
SUB: Frankinsense Banks
SUB:
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[davewebbsbrain]

GK: (Christmas) Carol Flahavan

RB: White Christmas
CB:
CB:
LB:

RM:
CM: Gareth 'Jesus how did he ever get a game' Risbridger
CM:
LM: Myrrhchael Timlin


ST: Nile Manger
ST: Noël Hunt

SUB: Freddy (Wise men from the East)Wood (Sorry)
SUB: Frankinsense Banks
SUB:
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[Firestorm]

Awayne in a Manger Gray
Gary Myrrh
King Harrold
Oh little town of Benjamin
Tes Bauble

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

In some respects I still consider this to be my finest work on SZ

To the tune of Hark the Herald Angels

Harkness Harrold Angell Ling
Boere Lee* Newman King
Easton Worth(ington) Mohsni Mild(enhall)
Bodley Spinner Marek Szmid
Goy Fell Hall Lee** Nelson [Rise]
Jones Ron Humphreys N'Diayes***
Smith Lee# Angell Hick Cost(ello) D'Sane
Christophe Horn Ling Seth Lee## Plum
Harkness Harrold Angell Ling
Boere Lee Newman King


*David Lee
**Jason Lee
***ie plural as it's both Alassane and Pepe
#Lee Sawyer
##Lee Barnard

 

[Lord Football]

GK: (Christmas) Carol Flahavan

RB: White Christmas
CB:
CB:
LB:

RM:
CM: Gareth 'Jesus how did he ever get a game' Risbridger
CM:
LM: Myrrhchael Timlin


ST: Nile Manger
ST: Noël Hunt

SUB: Freddy (Wise men from the East)Wood (Sorry)
SUB: Frankinsense Banks
SUB: Joe Pigs in Blankets
SUB:
SUB:
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[Blues4LifeDan]

Ghost of Christmas past it Barker

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Jakub Novelty Sockolik

 

[Firestorm]

In some respects I still consider this to be my finest work on SZ

To the tune of Hark the Herald Angels

Harkness Harrold Angell Ling
Boere Lee* Newman King
Easton Worth(ington) Mohsni Mild(enhall)
Bodley Spinner Marek Szmid
Goy Fell Hall Lee** Nelson [Rise]
Jones Ron Humphreys N'Diayes***
Smith Lee# Angell Hick Cost(ello) D'Sane
Christophe Horn Ling Seth Lee## Plum
Harkness Harrold Angell Ling
Boere Lee Newman King


*David Lee
**Jason Lee
***ie plural as it's both Alassane and Pepe
#Lee Sawyer
##Lee Barnard

That got me Thinking..

Lee Hislop Morris Christophe
Lee Hislop Morris Christophe
Lee Hislop Morris Christophe
Ansah Hadley Goy Boere

Gooding Timlin Lee King
Fortune Slack Bolan King

Lee Hislop Morris Christophe
Ansah Hadley Goy Boere

 

[Firestorm]

Bramble Hails
Bramble Hails
Bramble Royce N'daiye
Goy Watt Plum Ihhere Touhy Reeves
Iorfa Crown Hall Easton May

 

[OldBlueLady]

Bramble Hails
Bramble Hails
Bramble Royce N'daiye
Goy Watt Plum Ihhere Touhy Reeves
Iorfa Crown Hall Easton May

Worked out the tune for this one but I'm blowed if I've sussed the first one! :unsure:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Worked out the tune for this one but I'm blowed if I've sussed the first one! :unsure:

Last Christmas by Wham!


We Wish You a Merry Christmas

 

[MK Shrimper]

Which prompts me to....


Steve Tilson,
I gave you a start,
And over the years,
You blew me away.

Two Promotions
And Beating Man U,
You really were something Special.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Last Christmas by Wham!


We Wish You a Merry Christmas

You're too clever! :smile:

 

[Firestorm]

Worked out the tune for this one but I'm blowed if I've sussed the first one! :unsure:

We wish you a merry christmas

 

[fatgrandad]

We wish you a merry christmas

Once I had got the intonation right, it clicked!

"Gooding Timlin Lee King
Fortune Slack Bolan King"

...so much better than the original

 

[Firestorm]

Last Christmas by Wham!

Had to resort to Forenames...

Lars Christophe Belgrave Lil Mike Marsh