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Bob and his wife Carol are about to go to a "Mime and Masquerade" party which is all the rage. You all go in costumes and throughout the night, face hidden, you are not allowed to speak.
Carol unfortuanatly develops a headache and tells husband Bob that she can't make it. "That's a shame," he says " I was looking forward to it."
Bob decides with Carols blessing to go.
 However Carols headache dissapears so she decides to go to the party and spy on Bob by swapping costumes with her friend.
When she gets there she sees that he is flirting with all the women and getting randy dancing with them.
In her costume she dances close to him, flirts and eventually leads him to a room where she gives him a most pleasurable experience~some oral and french polishing.
So off she runs back home and awaits Bob.
On his return she questions him.
"Did you dancve with anyone?"
"No of course not," he replies.
Somewhat put out she questions further, " so you never even got close to the other women?"
"No," said Bob" as a matter of a fact i didn't really fancy joining in so I went to the back room to play poker."
 "In your spiderman costume?" she retorts.
"No" said Bob, " I lent that to your dad"
 
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