Are pony tails on men

[DTS]

Every morning I get the delights of the 7.02am from Burgess Hill to London Bridge. As you regualr commuters will know you get used to seeing the same old faces day in day out.

The Brighton Line as you can imagine does have a vast supply of freaks and lifes losers but there is one man that stands out more so that any other.

He is approx 35 years of age, carries a woman's sort of holdal which he hungs to his chest like his life depends upon it.He wears the same type (If not the same) shirt every day and his trousers have had a massive fall out with his shoes leading to a lot of sockage.He also had loads of dirt behind his nails.

Sounds bad I know but its gets worse. He also had a PONY TAIL the likes of whichI have not seen since early 90's Steven Segal films. Its sucked into a pony tail so tight it looks like his head could explode and he must use Castrol GTX to keep it in place as its so greasy.

Today I heard him moaning to a mate of his (On a packed commuter train) that he hasnt had a date for 4 years.

Now I am not bring funny but surely this is a result of his ponytail. I just dont think British women are prepared to accept this type of cut any longer.

Can I have you thoughts and maybe some snaps if there are any celebrity men carriyng off a pony tail succesfully as I cant think of any.

Thanks D-t-S  

 

[Mad Cyril]

 

[MrB]

You too could look like this:

 

[shooter mcgavin]

I used to have a pony tail back in the halcyon days of the mid 90s grunge scene. Never had any troouble getting hold of the laydeez back then dude!!

Not sure I could be bothered to grow another one these days though!!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

The world would be a duller place without mullets and pony tails - and guitarists from Lodz called Zbigniew are perfectly entitled to sport them!

 

[Bluesmanager]

I should hope so, I've got one! Although not to the lengths you've described DtS.

 

[BoyWonder2]

Pony tails no, mullets yes.

 

[fredheim_holm]

Quote[/b] (BoyWonder2 @ Sep. 27 2006,19:10)]Pony tails no, mullets yes.

Contraversial

 

[GNH]

Underneath every pony tail there is an arsehole. Enough said