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Average Men do Well in the USA


Life President
May 29, 2005
I got back from my travels this morning, sampling the best of what the USA has to offer. If ithere's one thing I've learned, is that men must travel there in thousands just to pick up women... The levels of over-achievement going on is stupid.

All I seemed to see was your average run of the mill bloke walking around with a girl rating, at the very least, a 7.5 on the ESB scale of attractiveness. Not only this, but I found it to be collapsable... Some freaks of nature with teeth protruding through their jaw had managed to salvage an average woman to call his own.

I don't know what it is, whether American Girls are taught early on to settle or whether the frighteningly fat contingent of American men simply make them more appreciative of regular guys, but it's become apparent to me that something is going on over there... And it's not fair.

Honestly, I reckon even Ricey could pick up a half decent bloke.