Banning Orders

[Farmer Fossett]

Just read an article on the BBC regarding banning orders and notied that there are currently 8 Southend fans which have been banned fom attending football lleague games. This is well short of the likes of Cariff, Leeds Millwall etc but is still disapointing.

Does anyone know any of the muppets that is in possesion of one if so please feel free to name and shame!!!!

 

[Davros]

i would worry, people that usually end up with banning orders arent real fans, just people who use the front of football as an excuse to cause trouble. While its a shame that it is linked to our club, im sure if the same people lived in a different place they would only be banned from there local club instead, as there main aim is to scrap, not watch football.

 

[duncan bulgaria]

I believe OBL is one of them , apparently she got banned after One of teh players saw her hiding in Macca's Locker , whilst snifing his football pants , whilst swigging from a can of Guniess.

Not only is she barred from Roots hall but can't go within 20 miles of Macca or indeed any irish footballers, i believe that contibuted to his lack of form and as we can see he is now playing well since she got her asbo tag on .

 

[canveyshrimper]

Just read an article on the BBC regarding banning orders and notied that there are currently 8 Southend fans which have been banned fom attending football lleague games. This is well short of the likes of Cariff, Leeds Millwall etc but is still disapointing.

Does anyone know any of the muppets that is in possesion of one if so please feel free to name and shame!!!!

You may be right when you state these people are muppets. However didn't Vic Jobson issue banning orders on supporters because they spoke out against him? Are these and similar people muppets?

 

[Smiffy]

Can I just say, not all people that have received banning orders, get them for "violent disorder." You can get one for swearing, or smoking, amongst other minor offences. They get handed out very easily these days...

 

[Bazza the dog]

Yes I will name and shame so you can get on your high horse again.

1: Dave "mad axe murderer" Childs.

2. Kevin "ASBO" Mcann.

3: Harry "one punch" Smith.

4: Big Joe Taylor.

5: Johnny "the hit man" Mitchell.

6: Tony "the neck twister" Jacobs.

7: Flint "Kaka" Harris.

8: Andrew Roderick Young.

There you go little go off you go.

 

[Firestorm]

Does this relate to banning orders issued by the courts or those issued solely by the club ?

I think, someone can correct me if I am wrong here, that the former is a criminal issue whereas the club issued bans are a civil matter

 

[chalkwell blue]

Just read an article on the BBC regarding banning orders and notied that there are currently 8 Southend fans which have been banned fom attending football lleague games. This is well short of the likes of Cariff, Leeds Millwall etc but is still disapointing.

Does anyone know any of the muppets that is in possesion of one if so please feel free to name and shame!!!!

Surely dont you think your going over the top, banning orders are given to people for very little these days and im sure if people were banned for whatever reason they wouldnt like you or anyone else putting there names on websites and calling them muppets, im sure there normal people with jobs, families etc, i Know off a couple and im sure there be happy too meet you and you can call them a muppet to there faces and discuss with them?

 

[Gremlin]

Just read an article on the BBC regarding banning orders and notied that there are currently 8 Southend fans which have been banned fom attending football lleague games. This is well short of the likes of Cariff, Leeds Millwall etc but is still disapointing.

Does anyone know any of the muppets that is in possesion of one if so please feel free to name and shame!!!!

That number is certainly disappointing. With average crowds over 8,000 this should be up in the high teens by now.

 

[Farmer Fossett]

Yes dickface I will name and shame so you can get on your high horse again.

1: Dave "mad axe murderer" Childs.

2. Kevin "ASBO" Mcann.

3: Harry "one punch" Smith.

4: Big Joe Taylor.

5: Johnny "the hit man" Mitchell.

6: Tony "the neck twister" Jacobs.

7: Flint "Kaka" Harris.

8: Andrew Roderick Young.

There you go little go off you go.

Wtf! I only raised this as I thought it was topical after West Ham v Millwall.

What does "there you go little go off you go" mean? Perhaps your teachers will correct your grammar when you go back to school.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Just read an article on the BBC regarding banning orders and notied that there are currently 8 Southend fans which have been banned fom attending football lleague games. This is well short of the likes of Cariff, Leeds Millwall etc but is still disapointing.

Does anyone know any of the muppets that is in possesion of one if so please feel free to name and shame!!!!

What does "there you go little go off you go" mean? Perhaps your teachers will correct your grammar when you go back to school.

Chlil out mtae.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Matt the Shrimp was banned from Sunderland's Stadium of Light after smuggling in some sugar tongs.

 

[Gremlin]

What does "there you go little go off you go" mean?

That's Oxbridge speak for "Jog on, fella".

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Matt the Shrimp was banned from Sunderland's Stadium of Light after smuggling in some sugar tongs.

...acquired at a fête champêtre you told me about, old boy!

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

Matt the Shrimp was banned from Sunderland's Stadium of Light after smuggling in some sugar tongs.

What was he doing carrying his own sugar tongs, I thought that's what the butler was for.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

What was he doing carrying his own sugar tongs, I thought that's what the butler was for.

Statski had the day off that day.

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

Poor show Matt, fancy giving him the day off.

To quote Blackadder "You can have the day off when you die"

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Matt the Shrimp was banned from Sunderland's Stadium of Light after smuggling in some sugar tongs.

Was this the awful 0-4 day that thankfully I can now only just about remember the awful defensive shambles that gifted them goal No1 and then the final whistle? Ah, my old friend Red Stripe!!!

 

[Bazza the dog]

Wtf! I only raised this as I thought it was topical after West Ham v Millwall.

What does "there you go little go off you go" mean? Perhaps your teachers will correct your grammar when you go back to school.

First of all raising the issue of the trouble last tuedsday is not a problem, naming people you don't know or are sure of the reason the were banned for is out of order. These day's the police are mega over zealous and can arrest people for swearing or pretty much any small thing so rather than take the chance of looking into tour crysal ball just leave things alone rather than putting names on a football website its pathetic.

As for my teachers correcting my grammer, I lost faith in my teachers when I left school at 16 years old fella because I thought I could cope pretty well without their help. This has proved me right as I probably earn more in a month than alot of them in a year so stick your grammer up your arse my friend.

 

[Richard Hearn]

First of all raising the issue of the trouble last tuedsday is not a problem, naming people you don't know or are sure of the reason the were banned for is out of order. These day's the police are mega over zealous and can arrest people for swearing or pretty much any small thing so rather than take the chance of looking into tour crysal ball just leave things alone rather than putting names on a football website its pathetic.

As for my teachers correcting my grammer, I lost faith in my teachers when I left school at 16 years old fella because I thought I could cope pretty well without their help. This has proved me right as I probably earn more in a month than alot of them in a year so stick your grammer up your arse my friend.

Crikey! I'm a teacher and I could certainly do with more money. What is it you do? Are there any vacancies?