Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 1

[Stats]

Kicking off the Battle Of The Tools 2008 Competition is this interesting encounter between Essex boy Jamie Oliver (Mr B) and Saaf London lass Jade Goody (Jonny S) .

I fear this one might be a landslide towards the Beast Of Bermondsey but the SZ public will have to decide that one.

Just click on the one that annoys you the most.

As Jigsaw said ''Let The Games Begin''

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

No contest....Oliver is annoying but no where near as annoying as that fat stupid bint

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Jamie Oliver: mildly annoying
Jade Goody: Oxygen thief of the highest order

No contest.

 

[Stats]

No contest....Oliver is annoying but no where near as annoying as that fat stupid bint

Agreed, you have to weigh up what each party has done for society.

Jamie - Trying to get school kids eating healthier is highly commendable

Goody - Cant really think of anything noteable.

Oh well that decision was easy.

 

[OldBlueLady]

But that's because you guys don't have female hearts that feel sorrow and compassion in the way ours do. I can't help feeling sorry for Jade Goody because of her health issues, however, purely because of her behaviour on Celebrity BB she will have to get my vote.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

But that's because you guys don't have female hearts that feel sorrow and compassion in the way ours do. I can't help feeling sorry for Jade Goody because of her health issues, however, purely because of her behaviour on Celebrity BB she will have to get my vote.

nothing to do with her being an insult and affront to all decent woman, she is a racist ignorant pathetic waste of space......still if it was her or Feltz on the edge of a cliff, me thinks kebab bird would live!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Sorry Jade and all that. I wish you no harm, and hope you get back to full health for the sake of your kids but please, never darken my tv door ever again.

 

[Napster]

Jade has a good business brain, but to be honest, she got done up the wrong'un by an ex-orient player. Nuff said.

 

[Cricko]

Seems quite close this one already..

 

[Uncle Leo]

Jamie Oliver: mildly annoying
Jade Goody: Oxygen thief of the highest order

No contest.

Pretty much how I saw it, although I would upgrade Oliver from 'mildly annoying' to 'really annoying'

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

I feel a bit like Blair in 1997. I mean, I turned up to do the photocall of voting, but I might as well not have bothered and left the inevitable to the constituents.

 

[Ricey]

Jesus thats a bit of a landslide!!

 

[canveyshrimper]

Jamie Oliver is a mockney tw*t who gives our fair county a bad name, however Jade Goody is an awful product of our fame obsessed society. Fair play to her for making millions since BB, but as someone has stated on this thread she is an oxygen thief of the first order.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

A vote for Oliver ... i can't stand the ****, Jade Goody ?? i just ignore her

 

[Hotman]

how can jamie oliver get voted down? I think that the work he is doing is fantastic, even though he is a chubby ****

 

[Nobby Snide]

I'm also surprised at you that not one of you said ou would do her..especially after seeing some of the mooses you fornicate after.!!

 

[please delete my account]

I'm also surprised at you that not one of you said ou would do her..especially after seeing some of the mooses you fornicate after.!!

Do jade goody?

why would anyone sink that low when there are stray dogs roaming the streets?

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

This (& Contest 2) are total no-brainers.
Surely it will be a Goody v Katona final, draw permitting?

 

[canveyshrimper]

This (& Contest 2) are total no-brainers.
Surely it will be a Goody v Katona final, draw permitting?

Dunno Rich, don't forget Vanessa Feltz is in the draw.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Me thinks that this Prim round 1 is over?