Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 5

[Stats]

Today pits chat show guru Robert Kilroy-Silk (Overseas Shrimper) against Premier League high flying footballer Ashley Cole (Statski77) .

So does Kilroy come out with too much stuff you think is way below the line or does cash grabbing, referee bashing, chocolate stabbing, general r'se CAshley Cole make your blood boil and sum up everything you hate in the modern footballer?

I fear this one could be another landslide.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

 

[Pubey]

Kilroy is a complete penis... but Cashley is the bigger tool (something that he likes apparently)

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

This has to be a massive landslide surely.....look at the t**t

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

4-0 already

Ashley Cole is the epitome of everything that is wrong with football today

HE IS A TOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Cashley is a decent player - but if I were Fab or Big Phil, I would pick Wayne Bridge everytime. I think a lot of people hate him because he's black and is shacked up with a gorgeous white woman. I know that's my reason.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

No contest, I plea to anybody don't vote Kilroy. Be amazing to get a total whitewash against the biggest twunt ever to play for England!!!

 

[Stats]

I forgot to put a close date on this post but I dont think I'll need to bother :)

 

[chadded]

Anyone who votes for Kilroy deserves to be part of this battle themselves.

 

[steveo]

Cole - more money than he can ever spend so leaves the club that gave him everything for 5 grand a week. Marries a lovely bird and cheats on her.
Another landslide on the cards here.

 

[canveyshrimper]

It just has to be Cashley, he has no redeeming features whatsoever.

 

[Numphgirl]

It just has to be Cashley, he has no redeeming features whatsoever.

and Kilroy does ?!?!!?!?!?!

 

[canveyshrimper]

and Kilroy does ?!?!!?!?!?!

Probably not be he's the lesser of two evils.

 

[Stats]

Those people voting for Kilroy over CAshley, hang your heads in shame!!

 

[Numphgirl]

Those people voting for Kilroy over CAshley, hang your heads in shame!!

Nope Nope Nope Nope :p

I voted for the biggest tool and thats Kilroy

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Nope Nope Nope Nope :p

I voted for the biggest tool and thats GB

And that is your right to do so...

:whistling:

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

whenever I see that face, i get filled the apoplectic rage. Can I pour fast drying cement into his mouth? please. oh go on.

Ashley Cole may be a ****, but if we're voted for every conceited rich **** out there, we'd be here forever.

 

[chadded]

Nope Nope Nope Nope :p

I voted for the biggest tool and thats Kilroy

If that is you in your avatar, then you look like a very good looking lady. It's a shame though, judging by your vote, that you don't have the brains to go with the beauty. ;)* Kilroy is a tool, yes, but Ashley Cole cheated on Cheryl Tweedy. TWEEDY! She's sex on legs, and shes from Newcastle, so you know she puts out!

Why have a beef burger when you've got steak at home?

For that reason alone, Cole is a far bigger tool than Kilroy could ever be. Surely?


*This is a joke, and hopefully I haven't offended you, before anyone starts... :)

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

If that is you in your avatar, then you look like a very good looking lady. It's a shame though, judging by your vote, that you don't have the brains to go with the beauty. ;)* Kilroy is a tool, yes, but Ashley Cole cheated on Cheryl Tweedy. TWEEDY! She's sex on legs, and shes from Newcastle, so you know she puts out!

Why have a beef burger when you've got steak at home?

For that reason alone, Cole is a far bigger tool than Kilroy could ever be. Surely?


*This is a joke, and hopefully I haven't offended you, before anyone starts... :)

lol....:D

she is so going to kick your arse!!!

you think she looks good in that pic mate, you want to see her in a little French Maids outfit

:whistling:

 

[Stats]

Actually shouldnt we ban Numphgirl from voting in this series of polls?

After all she did think it was about what's the best power tool lol