Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 7

[Stats]

Tonights match pits TV personality Vanessa Feltz (Aberdeen Shrimper) vs Newcastle DOF Dennis Wise (Old Blue Lady).

So has fatty feltz wound you up too many times or has the 4ft dwarf nibbled at too many ankles for your liking.

The choice is yours.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Thousand apologies Kay.....I know that wobbly eyes is a bit of a plonker, but Vanessa Feltz..... just typing it makes me feel sick.

 

[Ricey]

I think this may be a bit of a walk over her as we all know Dennis Wise is one of the main contenders to take this crown!

 

[steveo]

She cant help it thats just the way she is.
Wise on the other hand goes out of his way to upset people and i wasted a few hours of my life reading his book waiting for something worthwhile - but there wasnt.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Taxi for Wise. Little ****.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Come on guys.................

Look at that annoying bitch

She is a Tool with a capital T

 

[steveo]

Out of order on this one Aberdeen. Youve even posted a picture of the little man smiling. Has he just put someone out the game for a month?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Out of order on this one Aberdeen. Youve even posted a picture of the little man smiling. Has he just put someone out the game for a month?

Yes i agree Stevo.....he is a tool but she is a far bigger one. For me that fact that Wise knows he is hated is no were as near as bad as that fat useless cow thinking that she is loved and gods gift to TV and Radio.

Vote the fat one.....you know it makes sense!!

 

[canveyshrimper]

Sorry but as much as I dislike that short arsed scumbag Wise, Fatessa is a complete and utter waste of space.

 

[Hotman]

My vote is for Wise

 

[OldBlueLady]

Dennis Wise = short, gobby, ex-Chelsea scumbag

Vanessa Feltz = fat, gobby woman

Therefore Wise wins 4 to 3.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Feltz is a heinous, irritating bitch, but I wouldn't go as far to say that she's scum. Unlike that vile cheating, dirty **** Wise.

 

[fatshrimp]

Wise gets my vote.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Feltz is a heinous, irritating bitch, but I wouldn't go as far to say that she's scum. Unlike that vile cheating, dirty **** Wise.

In a shocking development, I think Stokes is BANG on the money here.

 

[chadded]

I voted for Wise, as both are equally bad, but Feltz has tits, so that edges it.

 

[Stats]

See the 4ft'er has a small lead in this one.

Still a few hours left though for Feltz to squash his hopes.

 

[Southend_Lady]

This is quite possibly one of the hardest decisions I think I will ever have to make in my life.

Anyone that knows me will know where my vote goes. SBH will no doubt be there too. HATE the Feltz what a useless human she is.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

This is quite possibly one of the hardest decisions I think I will ever have to make in my life.

Anyone that knows me will know where my vote goes. SBH will no doubt be there too. HATE the Feltz what a useless human she is.

What's she ever done to harm anyone? She's just irritating, she's not a homicidal dwarf.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

What's she ever done to harm anyone?

I'm guessing she's gone 'on top' once or twice. That's gotta hurt.

 

[Southend_Lady]

What's she ever done to harm anyone? She's just irritating, she's not a homicidal dwarf.

What's she done to harm everyone?! Well for a start she offends everyones eyes when she appears on TV and everyones ears when she talks. Thats a start. Plus she claims she is a size 12 which is insulting to any woman out there that is a true size 12. FWIW I think Wise is complete tw*t too. If I could send them both through to the next round then I would.